Neil Young performs at Red Rocks Amphitheatre in 2012. Photo by Evan Semon, heyreverb.com.
Neil Young uses the word “Monsanto” 26 times on his new album “Monsanto Years.”
As a whole, the album is a powerful political statement (one that Young has been making for decades) and a throwback to his Crazy Horse days thanks to the grungy backing of Lukas and Micah Nelson.
Part of making that statement takes some repetition. We’ve been listening to the album in anticipation of Young’s two nights at Red Rocks on July 8-9 and found that he only rhymes “Monsanto” with “grow,” “Monsanto” and “GMO” (once).
So, we decided to put together a list of things that rhyme with “Monsanto” for Young to use this week or on his next album, which we expect will be called “The Monsanto, Monsanto, Grow, GMO Years”.
(Forgive us if our rhymes aren’t perfect, but they could totally work.)
10) Commando
9) Fandango
8) Mr. Roboto
9) Bordeaux
8) Rajon Rondo
7) Marilyn Monroe
6) Squanto
5) Taranto,
4) Arigato
3) Flow, as in rapping or Flo from Progressive commercials
2) C-3P0
1) Bro
