DENVER, CO. – JUNE 30: Justin Bieber performs to a sold out crowd during his 2013 Believe Tour stop in Denver June 30, 2013 at Pepsi Center. Bieber started the show with All Around The World, Take You and Catching Feelings. (Photo By John Leyba/The Denver Post)
The great thing about social media is it it’s the great equalizer. Both you and Cher have an equal platform to embarrass yourselves. Only Cher’s audience is thousands of times bigger. She’s also a lot more entertaining, even when it comes to spouting off about the hashtag of the week.
Press on as we look at the “best” quotes of the week.
Cher, Canadian songstress who reigned over our radios for nigh on five years
On Jeb Bush’s “Jeb Can Fix It” campaign:
Re JEBS NEW SLOGAN
“JEB CAN FIX IT”
IT’S BETTER SUITED 4 THE SIGN YOUD SEE ON A 9 YR OLD BOYS,LEMONADE STAND.LET IT GO JEB,YOURE NOT JOYOUS
— Cher (@cher)
That sign seems better suited to a nine-year-old’s repairman stand than anything, but we’ll allow it. We do flatly disagree with doubting Jeb’s joyousness, however. The exclamation point is .
Azealia Banks, outspoken rapper and provocateur extraordinaire
…on feet:
What is it about a foot that is so exciting for some people? I just came across an entire Instagram page of a man smelling feet…
— azealiabanks (@AZEALIABANKS)
The less said here the better. Moving on.
Justin Bieber, boy wonder turned lame millennial twenty-something
On child stardom (via ):
“I wouldn’t suggest being a child star. It’s the toughest thing in the world.”
No doubt it’s difficult to have cameras following you everywhere and acne endorsement deals lying in wait around puberty’s corner. But there’s no way it’s the toughest thing in the world. (See: any newspaper.) To be fair, this quote out of context is probably just another symptom of Bieber’s lot in life as America’s punching bag. To be fairer, if any one started egging people, pooping in buckets and picking fights with Orlando Bloom…well, actually. We’ve all made mistakes.
