Keillor: What Mark Twain killed, Donald Trump has revived
Here was the Boy President, proudly holding his latest executive order up for the cameras, to show that he knows right-side-up from upside-down.
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Keillor: 5 million fraudulent Hillary Clinton votes, and she still lost?
We are dealing with the idea that 5 million Americans, registered to vote in more than one place, hit the road on Election Day to cast as many ballots as...
Keillor: Republicans, the nation looks to you
Everyone knows that Donald Trump is a fabulator, oblivious, trapped in his own terrible needs. It is up to Republicans to save the country from this man.
Keillor: I think I need a new religion
At the moment, Zoroastrianism is looking good to me. Compared with other religions, it feels comfortable, something a guy could get used to.
Keillor: The decline of small talk and common experiences
"How do you like that car?" is a classic opening of a casual conversation between two men who don't know each other and it can lead in various directions, if...
Keillor: Christmas lives on in memories of my mother
My mother loved Christmas with her whole heart. With six children and no credit cards and my father ever watchful for unnecessary expense, Christmas was a mountain for her to...
Keillor: Trump, Nixon and my third-grade teacher Mrs. Moehlenbrock
It's going to be a long four years, people. Get back in touch with old friends. Take up hiking. Read history. But not books about Germany in the 1930s --...
Keillor: The damage that 80,000 Trump voters in three states can do
Now we sit and watch in disbelief as the victor drops one piece of china after another, spits in the soup, sticks his fist through a painting, and gobbles up...
Keillor: Making America profane again
So many Trumpists have written in since the election, and I am grateful for their interest and also impressed by the sheer variety of their profanity.
Keillor: In Trump’s America, it’s e pluribus duo
So let's talk about dividing the country. Why spend four years glaring at each other? A house divided against itself cannot stand, so let's make a duplex.