Keillor: After the election, it turns out, life goes on
The day after the election, my wife and I set out to replace some burnt-out light bulbs in some interesting fixtures chosen by an elderly interior decorator years ago.
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Keillor: Done. Over. Donald Trump’s聽Here. Goodbye.
The past year of politics has taught us absolutely nothing. Zilch. Zero. Nada. The future is scary. Let the uneducated have their day. I am now going to pay more...
Keillor: Don’t make me use the Ira Glass on you, Republicans
Let us be clear that if this election is stolen from Hillary Clinton by last-minute machinations, you Republicans are in deep trouble.
Keillor: What’s next for Trump? How about an apprenticeship in Iowa?
Let me whisper one word in Donald Trump's ear: Apprentice. Maybe before you become Leader of the Free World, you need to prove your mettle in a lower-echelon position, such...
Keillor: Mr. Trump goes to Nebraska
Donald Trump should pick up his traps and move to Nebraska. He is leading in Nebraska, about 2-to-1. There are wonderful warmhearted people there who love and admire him, so...
Keillor: Trump would have enjoyed the 17th century
Donald Trump would've enjoyed the 17th century, the tumult, the divine right of kings, the suppression of Parliament. The idea of privileged sexual aggression was common in high places.
Keillor: Come on, Mr. Trump — let us see it
The man lost $916 million in one year. Not a great accomplishment for a guy who took courses at Wharton. No wonder he is reluctant to show off his tax...
Keillor: Donald Trump for president? Hey, why not J.K. Rowling?
We in the fiction business are thinking this could've been our year to take a run at the presidency. It isn't just for policy wonks anymore.
Keillor: What every New Yorker knows about Donald Trump
The success of Trump will show our children the exact value of education, which is: not that much. It will mean that fact-based journalism has very little bearing in America.
Keillor: I haven’t gone fishing with Hillary Clinton, but here’s what I know about her
I saw Hillary once working a rope line for more than an hour, a Secret Service man holding her firmly by the hips as she leaned over the rope and...