Tuesday, Sept. 19
5 p.m. “The ’70s House”
As the roommates adjust to life in a house furnished with 1970s eras décor and technology, grief counselors are brought in to explain why the TV has no remote control and it only gets three channels. MTV
7 p.m. “Trading Spouses”
A mother from Santa Cruz trades place with a small town Tennessee mom. The Tennessee mother has trouble finding a recipe for Tofu sloppy joes but the Santa Cruz mother is relieved to learn the squirrel is free range and hormone free. Fox
7 p.m. “Goldfinger”
Another madman with another atomic bomb wants to blow up Fort Knox. Our favorite part is the villain’s henchman, Oddjob, who kills his victim with a lethal flying hat. Check current FAA regulations before you bring a razor-rimmed fedora on your next trip. (1964) Spike
8 p.m. “Empire”
A rival looses a venomous snake to poison Octavious. Poisonous snakes were the special prosecutors of the first millennium. ABC
9 p.m. “Hoop Dreams”
Two inner city Chicgao basketball players are followed for years in their dream to play in the NBA, learning that competition is tough, excellence requires sacrifice and not everybody gets a sneaker named after them. (1994) IFC
8 p.m. “Child Stars Gone Bad”
There’s nothing like a high-profile drug arrest to rescue a faded star from obscurity. E! Entertainment