Thursday, Oct. 20
5 p.m. “Frequent Flyer”
A polygamous airline pilot keeps wives in Hawaii, Dallas and Chicago, allowing him to take out the garbage in three different time zones in the same day. (1996) Lifetime
6 p.m. “Best Ranger”
Members of the armed services compete in a series of challenges, but not anything really challenging, like recruiting. Discovery Channel
7 p.m. “Survivor: Guatemala”
Each tribe must vote out a contestant. The Bush administration is considering a similar move in the coming days. CBS
8 p.m. “The Apprentice”
The teams are tasked to create a parade float to promote a science fiction film. We don’t know what the film is, but let us suggest “It Came From Donald’s Hair.” NBC
8 p.m. “Breaking Bonaduce”
Danny’s doctor insists he check into a rehab facility, preferably one with a laugh track and a hilarious Dr. Kincade. VH1
10 p.m. “Breasts”
Women discuss the role of breasts in entertainment, sexual politics, gender roles and declining tst scores for adolescent boys. Sundance Channel
10:35 p.m. “The Tonight Show”
Ed McMahon makes another in his series of increasingly depressing guest appearances. NBC