Thursday, Nov. 3
6 p.m. “Young Guns”
Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips and Charlie Sheen play young outlaws on the run in the Old West, when all a young man needed was a gun and a cowboy hat to be taken seriously. The hat is no longer required. (1988) American Movie Classics
6 p.m. “The Karate Kid”
Nobody seems bothered when a lonely middle-aged man shows an obsessive interest in a teenaged boy. (1984) ABC Family
7 p.m. “Pirates of the Caribbean”
We like this movie a lot more than we thought we would. We’re not as excited about movie versions of “The Haunted Mansion,” “Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride” and “Bear Country Jamboree: Bear’n Witness.” (2003) ABC
7 p.m. “Everybody Hates Chris”
Chris bristles under the authority of the babysitter, staging the kind of insurgency that can be difficult to control without adequate troop levels. UPN
7 p.m. “Challenge: Chocolate Competition”
Food artists create elaborate chocolate sculptures, one of the few art forms where the mistakes can be fattening. Food Network
7:30 p.m. “Breaking Bonaduce”
Danny has trouble adjusting in his first weeks of rehab. He’s especially bothered that his counseling sessions come with a laugh track. VH1
9 p.m. “ER”
The doctors adjust to the presence of a VIP patient in the emergency room, pulling out the heated bedpan and struggling to create just the right ambiance. NBC