Wednesday, Feb. 1
7 p.m. “Still Standing”
Brian is failing gym. It’s almost as embarrassing as failing shop. But you get to keep your fingers. CBS
7 p.m. “South Beach”
With the networks heading into the February sweeps, we have to wonder what a show set in Miami’s exhibitionist district does to boost ratings. The thongs can only get so small. UPN
8 p.m. “10 Ways”
Tonight we learn 10 ways “to be an It Girl.” The first eight are variations on the right parents and the right eating disorder. We didn’t realize the well-publicized drug arrest was mandatory. E! Entertainment
8 p.m. “Celebrity Fit Club”
It’s sort of like “Animal Planet” if the animals had names and bad career choices. VH1
9 p.m. “CSI: NY”
An arrow flies through a party and kills a model. They say in New York, you can’t throw a rock without hitting a model. We didn’t know about the arrow thing. CBS
10:30 p.m. “Wallace & Gromit”
A man and his dog uncover a fiendish trade in black market dog food in this stirring statement against the European Union common market rationale. Sundance Channel
10:35 p.m. “The Tonight Show”
We’ve lost track. Does Snoop Dogg have a children’s book out yet? NBC