Monday, Feb. 13
6 p.m. “Monster House”
A family has their home remodeled with a pirate theme. It’s great for a while, but then the parrot keeps waking them up. Discovery Channel
6 p.m. “Westminster Kennel Club”
This is opening night, when the dogs get their first chance to impress their judges with their form, their grooming, their training and their ability to put up with their obsessive owners. USA Network
7 p.m. “Winter Olympics”
Tonight’s events include snowboarding, which is broken down into several events: giant slalom, halfpipe, snowboard cross and sullen posing on the deck with a wicked cool tattoo, man. NBC
7 p.m. “A Species Odyssey”
The story of man’s evolution is told with computer animation and scientific commentary. This program does not address controversies surrounding the theory of evolution and how the theory’s opponents seemingly missed out on the process themselves. Discovery Science Channel
8 p.m. “The Bachelor”
Travis takes the three remaining women to some of the most romantics spots in Europe, because sharing a kiss under Venice’s Bridge of Sighs can only be better with a camera crew, lighting and a makeup artist standing by for touch-ups. ABC
9 p.m. CSI: Miami”
Three vacationing housewives are suspects when a pool boy is murdered at a Miami hotel with detectives investigating a suspicious number of requests for sun tan lotion. CBS
10:35 p.m. “Late Show with David Letterman
INXS performs with the new front man they found on a reality show talent search. He’s still on probation and can only have one groupie in the car with him at a time. CBS