Wednesday, March 22
7 p.m. “Bones”
A body is found clutching a 300-year-old finger. We didn’t know pull my finger was that old. Fox
7 p.m. The Biggest Loser”
The two competing families must move two tons of sandbags. For some of these families that’s less than their grocery cart at Costco. NBC
7 p.m. “Americas Next Top Model”
The girls must model clothes adorned with cockroaches, vital experience for anyone working in the fashion industry. UPN
7 p.m. “TV Land Awards”
This annual awards show honors TV shows from decades past. We’re relieved the “Brady Bunch’s” Cousin Oliver will finally be getting the recognition he deserves. TV Land
8:30 p.m. “Unan1mous”
In this new experimental reality show, nine people live in a bunker together and must decide, unanimously, which of them should receive the grand prize of $1.5 million. The United Nations Human Rights Commission is investigating. Fox
9 p.m. “Heist”
A small band of master thieves plot an elaborate heist which will unfold over the course of the series in this new comedic crime drama. It’s not like “Ocean’s 12” where the heist was completed as soon as you paid for your ticket. NBC
9 p.m. “The Evidence”
Another new crime drama. In this one, the viewers are presented with all the evidence up front and watch while the detectives piece it all together in often surprising ways. Armchair Kojaks be warned: just because they found a candlestick in the library, it doesn’t always mean Col. Mustard was involved. ABC