Q: Hello from D.C., Scott,
I am still reading your column. I don’t miss Denver. My daughter finally misses me!
All is well here, and I am doing some not too mainstream things. Just finding my way around the city and using the metro here is keeping my mind off of my social life.
There are thousands upon thousands of men here I like. 🙂 The men here actually dress.
No offense Denver, but you guys just don’t dress up enough! Here men actually appreciate a nice pair of stilettos!
I answered an ad in the paper to be a personal assistant to an 83-year-old man. I was interviewed by all his children, who are very educated and successful people. They didn’t want to have to worry about him being alone.
I got the job. I have a housekeeper, cook, nurse and a social worker to draw on. I don’t have to do anything except social engineering for this man.
I am golfing, dancing, and eating dinner at his country club and going out to nice places. I travel all expense paid to his daughters home in Florida two or three weekends a month.
My title is personal assistant. I have a lovely apartment within his home. WOW…life doesn’t get any better.
The cool part is that I am able to continue working and keep my regular life. Free rent SCOTT!! Free!! and I get to rest and rel.ax…. WHO KNEW!!!
It is strictly business. He would not make a pass at me. I could be happy for the rest of my life this way. Check with me every once in a while to make sure I don’t become a spoiled old spinster.
I should probably look for a boy toy just for some hot sex once a week next. What do you think? Should I put an ad on Craigslist?
Successful single spinster, still hot, looking for 4 hours of lovin’ a week! No Strings Attached? What do you think of this concept, Scott?
A regular old boy toy who over time I might actually begin to like. Lady Chatterly is now seriously only lookin’ for a lover… too shallow?
The daughter is doing great!! We are meeting in Chicago on the 20th!
Admittedly liking the life of a spinster. LOL!!!
– Lady Chatterly
SCOTT: Lady Chatterly you spinster you,
It’s great as always to hear from you, you faithful reader you. Please accept my sincere thanks for continuing to read my column, and from such a distance.
Honest to goodness, you touched on so many things, I feel tipsy. I think the best way to respond to your e-mail is like this:
I’m glad your daughter misses you; she should, dammit! Tell her a big hello (even though we’ve never met). The men sound great in D.C and I’m elated to learn they exhibit the ability to recognize a girl in heels.
Be careful wearing them around the 83-year-old though, we don’t want him to suffer a heart attack! Wow, what a job you’ve got there Lady! Who knew? DC was a choice choice, no doubt.
Craigslist is perfect for hawking stuff and finding roommates and, as we recently learned in this column, linking up with lost connections. But don’t go hawking yourself, at least not there. You’re hot and on the prowl, so forget about Craiglist altogether.
Get those pumps on and get yourself out there. Your boy toy awaits.