Tuesday June 6
6 p.m. “According to Jim”
Jim learns that Cheryl has made a secret tape. We don’t know what the tape is but if it involves Jim Belushi having sex, they should move this to Animal Planet. ABC.
8 p.m. “Titans of Taste”
A look at such fast food visionaries as McDonald’s founder Ray Kroc, Wendy’s Dave Thomas and the enigmatic Dirk Wienerschnitzel. Food Network.
8 p.m. “The Bone Collector”
Denzel Washington plays a quadriplegic forensics investigator who recruits a shapely young police officer played by Angelina Jolie to be his eyes and ears in the investigation of a New York City serial killer. He also needs her to reach up on high shelves in a short skirt and bend over to pick up things, a lot. (1999) USA Network.
8 p.m. “Mega Disasters: Asteroid Apoalypse”
How giant rocks hurtling through space could destroy civilization, disrupt global climate patterns and interfere with satellite TV reception. History Channel.
9 p.m. “Madonna: Innocence Lost”
This is the made-for-TV docudrama about the life of the pop phenomenon. It was made back before she had the kids and the Kabbalah and moved into the elaborately choreographed leather and spandex mid-life crisis known as “the Cher Zone.” (1994) Fox Movie Channel.
9 p.m. “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”
In the season premiere, the guys help a Las Vegas magician polish his act. He can’t just pull the rabbit out of a hat. The rabbit has to make an (ital)entrance(ital).Bravo.
10:35 p.m. The Tonight Show”
Tonight’s show features Jeff Foxworthy (ital)and(itall) Larry the Cable Guy. The red states are going to be late for work tomorrow. NBC.