Monday, June 19
6 p.m. “The Truth About Jane”
A mother has difficulty accepting that her teen-age daughter is a lesbian. Many mothers live in the false hope that if they keep hiding the Indigo Girls albums, their daughters might grow out of it. (2000) Lifetime
8 p.m. “Hell’s Kitchen”
In this episode the men and women face off to find out which gender makes the best chef. They’re probably pretty equal but the men don’t clean up the dishes when they’re done. Fox.
8 p.m. “How to Get the Guy”
The women go on dinner dates blindfolded, conversing with a different man for every course. At the end of the meal, they get to decide which man they want to see without the blindfolds. They also get to find out about the big splotch of arugula that’s been hanging off their cheek the whole time. ABC.
8 p.m. “Shortest Marriages”
Britney sort of set the curve on this one. VH1.
8 p.m. “Honey, We’re Killing the Kids”
A visit to a family where the parents smoke six packs of cigarettes a day. The kids face possible life-long health problems, but they’re already qualified to fight forest fires and clean out chimneys. The Learning Channel.
8 p.m. “Star Wars: Episode III”
In the final film of the series, we witness Anakin’s ultimate transformation into Darth Vader, going from sulking, petulant young adult to sulking, petulant young adult with bad skin and odd fashion choices. (2005) HBO.