Aries, March 21 to April 19
Are you hot to trot? Well, saddle up!
Gallop; don’t walk, to the nearest love arena for fun and games. This is your week to make an impression that lasts and lasts. To make it happen, you’ll need to get out there and not be shy. As you prance around town, be aware that you’ll be gathering the interest of many who want to lasso you up and take a lap or two around the track.
You need to be discerning and not let any old cowpoke, or cowpokesse, put a bit in your mouth. (Yes, I know this practice has a strong following amongst a certain demographic, but I’m not referring to such things at this time.)
Not a hint of desperation should be allowed to infiltrate your thinking this week. If it does, you’re bound to make the wrong decision.
By the way, no bareback riding allowed.
Thursday through Saturday will be your best times to go the distance.
Taurus, April 20 to May 20
Feel free to feel free.
This is the best week you’ve had for love and romance in a long time. You’ll be amazed at how simple it will be to take advantage of the energy surrounding you. You should find that communicating is easier than usual and flirting is a piece of Baklava.
The only thing you’ll need to worry about is worrying itself. If you over think love and romance, you’ll give yourself a headache as well as everyone else. Be on the lookout for someone in particular who’s warm for your form. This may be someone a bit older than you. It may also be a person who usually seems to be quite proper.
If you think them stuffy, think again. The genii in the bottle are always bigger than they seem.
Monday, Wednesday and Thursday will be the best days for love.
Gemini, May 21 to June 20
Carefully prod the beast of romance to make sure it’s friendly.
Love’s gamier side will be a certainty in your life. If you find yourself in a connection, real or virtual, take a break from giddiness. You need to be certain that things are the way they seem and not take anything on faith. In other words, be a wee bit suspicious for the best results.
This advice is vital due to the fact that you may end up in a heady and hot relationship as the week progresses. It’s more than likely that it’ll be a physical relationship first. This shouldn’t dissuade you from playtime but you need to be sure of what you expect and where it may lead. If you expect more too soon, you could be disappointed.
As long as you don’t start a wedding registry somewhere, you’ll do fine.
Wednesday, Thursday and Friday should be the best times for light play.
Cancer, June 21 to July 22
You’ll face competitors in love.
This week may be a pain. This is due to someone horning in on your action at every turn of the path. You could find someone who thrills you and makes the move to entice you into making your move. Alas, just as you approach the fair intended, a scoundrel swoops in and snatches your paramour out of your grasp.
If you want to keep this from being a problem, and who wouldn’t, be forceful and stay focused. You can’t operate on the assumption that you’ll be recognized as the fairest of them all. In fact, you need to maintain a steady approach if your prey is to be seized. (Metaphor mixers, unite!)
If you’ve got that special person in mind, be aware that so does someone else. Jealousy is a terrible emotion and will drag the whole process down. Don’t allow it to be a part of your life. Replace it with clarity.
Wednesday and Friday will be the best days to make an indissoluble impression.
Leo, July 23 to August 22
Here we see the lion as it stalks its prey. Notice how it blends into the tall grass surrounding it. It coils like a spring and, Crikey! It leaps and takes down its next romantic conquest!
Hunt, Leo, hunt.
Make this a time to seek out and overcome all the problems that are put in your path. Just as the lion hunts its quarry in a flurry of speed preceded by patience, be willing to take your time before making your intentions known.
Once done, leap and overwhelm the one you want to devour. (All of this should be taken as figurative and not literal unless you meet someone into the whole safari scene in which case, costuming is probably a must.)
Stay true to what you want in a relationship and you’ll find that everything will go much better. In other words, make certain you don’t go after someone just because they’re vulnerable.
Friday and the weekend will be the perfect time to stalk the wild watering holes of love.
Virgo, August 23 to September 22
Can you smell the scent of love in the air? No, it’s not that – it’s love.
Think flowers, romance and all that gooey stuff. Emotional connections are the name of the game and you’re going to be the winner. You’ll need to be open and honest about your needs and how you want to deal with connections in order to succeed. As long as you remain true to your heart’s desire, you should do well.
The key is not to settle for less and to be willing to search out someone who’s not only available but also worthy of your affections. This isn’t the time to be with someone who only wants to check for interesting moles on your torso. You need a person who has the authenticity of heart that you’ve been yearning for.
Seek this energy and the person who emits it and you stand a good chance of finding it.
The whole week is yours for romance, if you take it.
Libra, September 23 to October 22
Lucky you! (Wink, wink, nudge, dirty chuckle.)
Have fun and enjoy what could be a pretty interesting week when it comes to love and romance. Although you may find yourself in one or more new connections, you need to be somewhat cautious in your approach. This cautious attitude is due to the nature of these connections and their flighty energy.
This won’t be the week for full-fledged, romantic, long-term meetings with honeymoon cottage written all over them. This is about animal magnetism and the attractions that draw us together in the first place. Don’t be put off by desire, or anything it brings, but don’t be dazzled by it either.
If you can engage physically without wanting an engagement ring, you’ll have a fun, interesting week. However, if you fall in love with everyone you ride the Loop de Loop with, stay away from new romance.
If you’re already in a relationship, use this week to blaze a new passage to the frontiers of passion.
Wednesday and Saturday will be the best days to connect.
Scorpio, October 23 to November 21
Halt! Who goes there, friend or foe?
Regardless of the how you feel, in one way or another, you should ask this question and be cautious. You could be left holding the bag as well as a broken heart if you don’t err on the side of caution.
Being cautious in this case doesn’t mean being a wallflower. It simply means staying out of the reach of emotional weaponry until you’re sure of what you’re doing. Sometimes fun is found in the finding, so have a good time and don’t try to make more of something than you need to.
By the way, if you need to keep a secret, don’t tell anyone; not even your bestest, bestest friend. At least not yet.
Thursday through Saturday will be the best times to play safely.
Sagittarius, November 22 to December 21
Watch what you say.
Your words could come back to haunt you. This could be something you’ve already said to someone or it could be a slip of the tongue yet to occur. Whatever the case, be on the double-extra alert not to say more or make things worse.
If you’re already in a relationship, don’t push the big red button you know can cause trouble, not matter how tempted you are to play the game. Diplomacy and being supportive will get you more than being confrontational.
When it comes to the past, if long gone words are exhumed in order to strike at you, don’t allow it.
You’ll probably meet someone new this week, someone who has the ability to be a good future love interest. Keep the details of your “special whatever collection,” and other interesting details out of the conversation, at least for now.
Wednesday through the weekend should be good for new romance. Just remember, mum’s the word, unless you like dahlia’s better.
Capricorn, December 22 to January 19
Have fun and be dashing.
This isn’t advice to break things; although you could be quite a heart breaker. This is a great time to get out of the usual habits and habitats and find a new way to play. If you’ve got a pack of friends who’ve been trying to get you to loosen up, let them have their way. The LoDo, 16th St. Mall area’s just the place for meeting new and interesting playmates.
Be on the lookout for one person in particular who makes your Capricorn horns toot. (A little Beano should help that problem.) This he, or she, will be cute and intelligent. The attraction will be instant and the gratification could be as well.
Don’t jinx it by being too serious and demure. Show off your smile, bravado and confidence. Don’t allow yourself to get caught up in your own hype however.
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday will be the best days to find someone to pose for.
Aquarius, January 20 to February 18
Get out your schedule book.
Pencil poised, get ready to be busier than you’ve been in a while. This will be a good time to meet future lovers and maybe even a future ex-spouse or two. Your charisma’s going to be as high as the corn in Kansas in August. Using this to your benefit is as simple as being seen.
This isn’t an energy that’ll draw people to you like a magnet unless you put yourself in a position to pull them in. Find a social engagement in which you can be noticed and you’ll begin to see what I’m talking about. Watch that elderly person in the canned vegetable aisle sneaking a peek at you while pretending to explore the nutritional mysteries of Bavarian Sauerkraut. You’ve got powers my friend.
Flirt the days and nights away and you should be able to get anything you want. This includes the workplace but be careful if you play on the job.
The whole week’s a goodie for love.
Pisces, February 19 to March 20
Silence is golden. Don’t tarnish it.
The best policy to undertake is one of being understated. Vociferous proclamations of the inequity of the latest gubernatorial melodrama need to be stifled. Without seeming to be senseless or uninformed, let others do the talking. This will be the best strategy if trying to impress and eventually undress.
You can spring your pet theories about the origins of Universal Angst and the proliferation of totalitarian incongruence at another time. Trust me. They’ll keep. It’s okay to allow your depth to be seen without providing a bathysphere tour of your psyche. I’m certainly not implying that you’ve got some strange ideas, but others might not be as open-minded as I.
To keep prospective love connections from edging toward the door while not turning their back to you, keep it light and let others do the talking.
Tuesday and the weekend will be the best times to smile prettily.
