Aries, March 21 to April 19
Be really, really nice to friends and coworkers.
Nurturing an acquaintance can make the difference between riding tandem and going solo when it comes to romance. Make sure you’re as good a friend as you can be for the best results to manifest. You may even connect with someone from your past, an old friend or office mate, who gets back in touch with you. Don’t be too quick to count them out. Since you’ve last seen them, they may have gone on a diet, gotten a lot of therapy or had that skull tattoo burned off of their forehead.
Stay open with everyone you meet and you’ll enhance your ability to meet someone interesting and new. Gain the most points by being upbeat and dropping any dour, sour, grumpy hour energies.
Wednesday, Friday and Sunday are the best times to talk it up and have fun.
Taurus, April 20 to May 20
A confidence game is in your future.
I’m not advising you to con your prospective love marks, although all love contains a bit of the con, doesn’t it? I’m urging you to have the confidence you need to be interesting so like-minded prospects will want to get to know better. Part of your image will depend on your willingness to speak up on fascinating topics, but don’t be too assertive if you don’t know what you’re talking about. Unless you really understand it, don’t go there. Your ability to be wrong will be viewed as honest and attractive.
As the week progresses, you’ll be in a position to meet someone who’ll be taken by your strong personality and your ability to make sense. As this is the case, don’t give up your ability to do so. Stay sober and focused if you play.
Thursday through the weekend will be the best times to frolic.
Gemini, May 21 to June 20
Your hormones will be raging so search for someone on whom to focus your raging energy, in a good way of course.
There’s too much electricity for you to try to keep it inside. Attempting to do so could put you in a bizarre frame of mind. Although you don’t have to wave your horny flag in the breeze, realize that most will get the gist of it anyway. Keep this in mind if you have some sort of civilized function you need to attend. Slyly licking the earlobe of a waitperson at your grandmother’s birthday party will probably be frowned upon.
The good news is that your pheromones will be oozing and you’ll be seen to be as hot as the days have been around here lately. (Hopefully not as muggy.) This could give you at least one chance to play and get raunchy with someone new. Please remember, one person’s raunch is another person’s ennui. No matter what side of the fence you ride, make sure you do it safely.
The whole week’s good for being switched on.
Cancer, June 21 to July 22
Beware of interlopers!
Someone may be trying to push their way into your relationship, life, emotions or clothing. Although there are times when it’s fun to be ravaged, the Huns will leave you without any resources once they’re through with the pillaging.
You don’t need to erect a great wall, or even a mediocre one. In fact, any type of erection should be put off until another week. The more you try to fight, the worse off you could be.
If someone gets to you, and they may bully their way past your defenses, take names and numbers, email addresses and DNA swabs in order contact them another time. It may not be the person, but the circumstance that makes it less than advisable to play. If you do decide to take a dip, be conscious and don’t let the drawbridge down to anything more than a light physical connection.
Monday and Friday will be the best and safest days to swim the moat of love.
Leo, July 23 to August 22
Put yourself first and you’ll find that others do too.
Tsk, tsk! How selfish! Come now, you know you love it so take the advice and run. Actually, this isn’t about selfishness as usually portrayed. It’s entirely about looking out for yourself and not letting others provoke, cajole or seduce you into doing something that isn’t in your best interest. This is a great time to know what you want and what you’re willing to do to get it.
For example, don’t get roped into seeing a three AM showing of Body Worlds just because someone has an extra ticket rescheduled due to the electrical outage. If sliced cadaver before breakfast isn’t your cup of tea, okay, I’m getting queasy.
I think you see my point. Be honest and able to live your own life and you’ll see the benefits. You may even meet someone who’s willing to get to know you for who you are and accept you for yourself. What a concept!
The whole week’s good for being true to who you are.
Virgo, August 23 to September 22
You could receive a reward for your good deeds.
Helping oldsters like me across the street isn’t what I’m referring to. This is a week to go above and beyond the call of duty when it comes to love and romance. If you’ve got a lover, coddle and cuddle them. Do anything, within reason and legality, to make them feel loved and adored. If you’ve got someone special in mind with whom you’d liked to play, put on the Ritz, or put something on that Ritz to tempt him or her.
The more effort you put into love, the more you’ll gain in the long run. The short run can be pretty fun too. Remember to have a light sense of humor when being a loving, caring person otherwise you may come off as sappy. We don’t want that, do we?
The only day to stay away from love will be Sunday.
Libra, September 23 to October 22
Love in the office? Never say never!
There could be a strong affair in the making and it may be clipped to your personal dossier before you’re finished. This powerful energy could lead you into a work related connection, even if you’ve vowed never to engage in such a risky situation. The more sure you are of your ability to keep it from happening, the more likely you are to opt for a tiptoe through the staples.
This may also come in the form of a connection with someone you see on a daily or regular basis. Once again, don’t say it can’t happen to you or you’ll be inviting the Universe to deal you a hand of “Texas I Told You So.” By the way, the Universe always has house odds in its favor.
Have fun and don’t be afraid of playing as long as you can keep it from becoming a problem down the line. If you see any flashing barriers in the road, stop for now.
The whole week’s trying to complicate your love life. Have fun but be careful.
Scorpio, October 23 to November 21
Sexy is as sexy does, or something like that.
You’re going to give off something akin to a chemical love odor. Don’t reach for the Aqua Velva yet. This aroma is only energetic but attracts the animal in others. This is a good time to realize how you make people feel, especially if you’d like to feel them as well. By staying alert and open to the advances of others, you could end up playing the lead role in more than one web cam adventure. (Take a good look at that teddy bear on the bookshelf before getting too involved.)
Yep, it’s possible your escapades could be found out. I doubt they’ll be broadcast over the Internet but anything’s possible so be on your toes, or someone else’s if that’s your thing. Having safe, aware fun’s the name of the game this week and you’re going to have fun if you allow it.
Feel sexy, look sexy, act sexy and you’ll have play possibilities every day except for Sunday.
Sagittarius, November 22 to December 21
Ahoy me bucko!
I’m not beyond hopping on the pirate craze in order to make a point, and you don’t have to wear a patch, tricorn hat and wave a cutlass to know that sometimes you have to steal a heart if its going to walk your plank. (Once again, to each their own.) I’d suggest not flying pirate colors too early in any connections you make this week. You need to sneak up on your intended before exposing your Jolly Roger, or any other part.
If you find that your advances are met with a full barrage of canon fire, turn and run. This isn’t about forcing yourself on anyone, just about connecting with them in a fun and adventurous manner. Obviously, if you wear a pirate’s outfit, you’re going to appear to be Captain Dorkbeard and not the intriguing person that you really are. In other words, don’t go overboard. Once you’ve found your love parrot, teach it to perch wherever seems prudent.
Friday through the weekend are the best days for your life to be rated “ Arrrr.”
Capricorn, December 22 to January19
Someone’s gotta get lucky and this week it can be you.
Spruce up the old wardrobe. Get rid of the drugstore cologne, seventies disco clothing, and anything else that reminds you of your past love life. (That Moody Blues eight track has got to go.) The past will keep you from moving on to the next phase of your romantic journey. This may not be a week that brings you to your final love destination but it may be the beginning of the phase that does.
Be sure to visit places that cater to folks you’d like to connect with. If the suburban lifestyle makes your teeth itch, stay away from the outlying areas of our fair city. If you can’t stand the urban look, head for the hills and find a rough and more than ready type with whom to connect. The only thing keeping you back this week is you.
Remember, new is good and old is, well it’s just a lot like me and that won’t get you what you want.
Thursday through the weekend will be the best times to play.
Aquarius, January 20 to February 18
The more you try, the harder it’ll be.
This rather ambiguous and leading statement is based on an energy that will complicate anything you do when it comes to romance. The best and safest way to deal with love is on a superficial level and not to work at it too hard. The best-laid plans often end up leading us to terribly boring results.
The more extemporaneous you seem with love and romance, the better the results will be. You could find yourself meeting someone who wants to check you out in the checkout line. If you have the ability to do whatever comes to mind, you may end up doing whatever you want. Remember to keep it light and safe or don’t do it at all.
Thursday through the weekend will be the right time to let things flow.
Pisces, February 19 to March 20
If you can’t afford to fool around, don’t be a fool.
This week you’ll be in the mood to play nasty, fun games. Your energy is one of necessity without being desperate. This is one of the most attractive lures there is in the realm of romance. Although you could find several opportunities to play you need to be picky.
If you happen to be in a relationship and don’t want to be tempted, be strong and unwilling to participate, even a little. Although your resolve may be firm, there’s too much current coursing through your (choose your favorite spot) not to react if the tingle comes. Yes dear reader, an affair is possible unless you keep on track. If you’re the affairer and not the affairee, keep the results of your actions in mind.
The whole week beckons.
