Aries, March 21 to April 19
Torn between two lovers?
You could face the proverbial horned dilemma regarding a decision in romance. Looking for perfection will make the horns more dangerous. To make sound decisions, drop the happily ever after ideals.
Clarity will come by deciding to choose friendship over chemistry. Believe me, chemistry fades or becomes as complex as it was in High School. (I still maintain that my little incident was an accident.) If you can manage to find a common ground between you and your love interest, you’ll be happier in the long run.
This choice may manifest in the workplace as the option to connect with a coworker or two. If you choose the bond of common interests, you’ll do well. If you go for the quickie in the copy room, be prepared for the fallout.
Monday, Tuesday and Friday will be the best times to opt for depth.
Taurus, April 20 to May 20
Loose lips make for sloppy kisses.
On top of all the other problems associated with limp lips, you may end up saying something you’ll regret later, or even sooner. This is a time to be aware of what you say and to whom. There’s the possibility of gossip being the thrust into your life, with you as the coveted object of other’s prying eyes. At least Brangelina, Bennifer, Tomkat, Jence Stedrah and the like get something positive out of their exposure; you won’t. If you’re thinking of becoming involved in a secret of some sort, think twice.
You may be able to get away with it, but there’s also the potential for being indiscriminate in your ability to stay quiet about the whole mess. I’m sure you don’t believe me now but just wait. There you’ll be, quietly munching on your spinach and liverwurst croissant, when you’ll suddenly blurt out the most innermost secrets of your heart. Masticated liverwurst should never be revealed to the public and neither should this week’s thoughts.
Love will find you if you’re attentive, just be quiet about it.
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday Friday and Sunday will be excellent days to stay tight-lipped but still have fun.
Gemini, May 21 to June 20
You’ll be under the spell of Old Man Love all week. (Remember, Old Man Love Day is coming up soon.)
Your amorous side is about to leap out of the shadows and scare you and anybody else who happens to be nearby. This isn’t going to be a week for subtly trying to understate yourself. You’ll not only find that you have desire, but are the object of it as well. This being the case, act consciously.
The possibility of a physical hookup is strong and you need to be aware, as well as prepared, for all scenarios. This means not thinking it won’t happen to you. By being optimistic, you’ll draw someone fun who may be well worth playing with. If you do, be safe or don’t indulge.
The best place to meet someone of interest will be in your usual hangouts. The emphasis is on the familiar so don’t think you need to travel.
Monday, Wednesday and Saturday are the best times to connect.
Cancer, June 21 to July 22
Why I do declaaaare, you are positively giving me the vapors.
You’re going to be the belle or beau of the ball. Practice your best Dixie accent and get ready to have a coming out like one you’ve never experienced. (This is an allusion to the older meaning of the term, coming out, although if the new meaning fits, perhaps it’s time.)
Being on display was never so easy. Get to a place where you’ll be noticed and viewed as the delectable eye-candy that you are. If you doubt your ability to appeal, get a new haircut and don’t hesitate to update your wardrobe. (For you aging boomer men, think seriously about getting rid of the hair on your ears and in your nose. Yes, it’s very cool that we have it and it does make us look a little like werewolves, but it isn’t the best aphrodisiac.)
Being social is advised if you want to maximize this week’s love potential. You may find yourself in the company of more than one fawning follower. Don’t be too picky but do give yourself the leeway you need to choose well.
The whole week’s wonderful for feigning to faint for love.
Leo, July 23 to August 22
Don’t chum the waters of love unless you want to spend the week with hammerheads.
You can find people to play with almost anywhere you go but the quality of those you meet will be questionable. Although you may not feel that there’s a compromising energy around you, there is. Stay focused and don’t allow your flirtation mode to become the main aspect of the week.
It’s best to let them come to you and not to dangle your bait for all to see. This will give you the opportunity to observe and not have to deal with a feeding frenzy of love prospects, all seeking the same thing. Now, although you may seek this as well, you need to be the one in control.
The only day that won’t be good for finding suitable new friends will be Monday and Sunday.
Virgo, August 23 to September 22
A bit of caffeine and a lot of caution is called for.
You’ll have the ability to engage in several quick romances, or perhaps one long marathon of love and lust. This is a time to be on top of your health and rest. Even if this doesn’t manifest as a full-blown affair, be circumspect about your health and how much you put into relationships.
The chance to connect on a deep level is real and the usual manifestation of physical infatuation could be the result. You need to be realistic or it could affect your judgment, health and career. On the up side, it’ll be a lot of fun.
This would be a great time to play on the Internet and enjoy the virtual company of others.
Friday through the weekend will be the best times for loving.
Libra, September 23 to October 22
This is your lucky week!
You may not win the lotto but you could spin the wheel of love and end up with the winning numbers. Take this to heart by being optimistic when it comes to romance and not letting emotional situations get you down. Yes, there could be some emotions tagging along for the ride when it comes to love, but would we want it any other way?
Get out of the house and into the real world for the best chances of meeting someone new and exciting. You won’t meet that prospective jackpot in front of your computer screen. You can initially connect this way but need to make it real if you want the best you can get from this week’s energy.
If you’re already in a relationship, use this week to enhance what you have. A minimum of effort will bring major returns.
The whole week is good for scratching the lottery ticket of love.
Scorpio, October 23 to November 21
Love may be a four-letter word.
Well, it really is a four-letter word but it could be the type that makes you want to have your mouth washed out with soap. I’m not suggesting that you stay away from it completely but you need to be certain of what you’re doing. You could end up being hurt emotionally.
The culprit will be someone who appears to be the wonderful epitome of warmth. This charmer will have all of the bells and whistles you seek but the result could be less than perfect. If you do decide to plunge into the kelp choked waters of love, be sure to be protected and not to give your heart away just because you do so with your body.
Stick to the familiar and don’t venture outside of your usual haunts.
Wednesday and Friday will be the safest days to dally.
Sagittarius, November 22 to December 21
You can make it work if you keep it fun.
A light energy will carry you farther than you can imagine. By being optimistic and even pie-eyed about romance, you’ll infect those around you with the virus of love. Romance should be heady, fun stuff and this is the time to make the most of what you have. Be flirty without seeming desperate and you’ll have takers of all kinds willing to apply for the position of new position teacher.
A sense of duty to yourself is in order when it comes to this energy. You can’t be a love sap when it comes to love-sap. Being safe and fully aware of what you’re doing is part of that duty.
You may meet a playmate or two in an educational setting, in fact anywhere people seek knowledge.
Except for Sunday, you’ll be ripe for the picking.
Capricorn, December 22 to January 19
You could be making it harder than it needs to be.
This whole love thing is so overly complex that we end up fighting ourselves without even knowing it. Try to let go of your presuppositions, biases, paradigms, prejudices, theories, hypotheses, opinions and certainties about the quest for romantic happiness. Toss out what you think you know and be adventurous when trying out new approaches to love.
This may be a risky proposition to all my Capricorn friends, but I know you can do it. This is a great opportunity to find a new way of dealing with how you deal with love. Be as easygoing as you can and try to lighten up every situation. The only warning here is that a work related tryst might begin to flower. I’m advising against such a connection at this time.
Friday and the weekend will be your best times to let love be easier than you think.
Aquarius, January 20 to February 18
Charisma will be seeping out of your pores.
Finding a good charisma deodorant isn’t called for. In fact, you should shake like a wet dog to spray that charisma on everyone you find yourself interested in. I’m not exactly sure how to do this, but use your imagination and I’m certain you’ll find a way.
Be a social butterfly and you’ll stand a better chance of sipping the sweet nectar you seek. This is a good time to hit the town and paint it any color that seems politically appropriate. You’ll be alluring to almost anyone you put your mind to luring for further fun and games.
This is an excellent time to have fun in romance. The whole week’s yours.
Pisces, February 19 to March 20
Sometimes being parsimonious is smart.
This is your week to pinch old Abe until he complains. The possibility of overspending when it comes to your romantic endeavors looms like a huge bottle of red ink on the horizon. Impulsive urges could have you dropping huge wads of cash and not having huge wads of anything else to show for it.
If you can’t do it on the cheap, you’re not with a person you need to be with, at least for now. The emphasis isn’t on miserly concerns as it is on being honest and meeting those who aren’t looking for flash, cash and a splash. Find a good place to read a book, drink a never-ending cup of coffee and see what happens. You could be pleasantly surprised.
Tip for the week: chat rooms are free.
Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday will be the best times to play the Scrooge of love.
