Aries, March 21 to April 19
Make hay while the scythe is sharp, or something like that.
What a great week for romantic connections! This is one of those rare times when just about anything you do can lead to touching and fondling, both giving and receiving. If you don’t find someone to play with this week, you must be frozen in a stainless steel cryogenic container somewhere.
Obviously, to make this happen you’ll need to do whatever needs to be done in order to connect with possible partners. Get out of the usual rut and get somewhere where you can do some rutting. The energy’s high and you can make this week a success if you put some time and optimism into it.
As the chances of a physical connection are quite good, be prepared to play with all the necessary HAZMAT safety gear.
The whole week’s amazing for making all that hay.
Taurus, April 20 to May 20
Love may be every bit as difficult as it’s cracked up to be.
Keep a stiff upper lip because that may be the only stiffness you’ll experience this week. Romance can be just this side of difficult and this is one of those times. You don’t have to give up hope completely but you need to be realistic and not give into negative feelings that might sprout as the week progresses.
These may be thoughts of regret, depression, irritation, frustration, futility, self-defeatism, fear of a lack of personal hygiene and lots of other fun stuff. It’s vital to realize that you’re dealing with forces that won’t allow love to be easy. Once you’ve acknowledged that fact, you’ll better know what to do when it comes to romance.
If you’re already in a relationship, walk very, very quietly.
Should you decide to venture into the realm of the heart, Tuesday’s the best day to do so.
Gemini, May 21 to June 20
Yield the right of way.
This is the wrong time to try to bully your way into a relationship. If someone says they’re not interested, they mean it. Pushing to make a connection turn into a romance is a sure road to a restraining order, or worse. The key to making the best of love is not to try too hard. If you think you need to turn on the charm and do your best song and dance, the game’s already over.
If you want to make the best impression possible, make them come to you. This will prove that you’re not a pushy over the top kind of person, even though you may be in other aspects of your life. Opt for being an underachiever in love and you’ll make the type of connection that’ll make you smile.
By the way, if you meet someone who seems to lack inhibitions or common sense, stay as far away from them as you can, no matter how much fun they promise. If it’s right, the funfest will be there another week.
The only day to stay away from romance will be Thursday.
Cancer, June 21 to July 22
Share your shell this week.
This is the perfect time to allow someone into your inner sanctum in order to have fun, to frolic and enjoy love. Entertaining out of your home should be safe and enjoyable. Cook a meal, pull out the old Twister game and play a couple of rounds. The outcome could have you grappling for positions throughout most of the evening.
If it seems too risky to have someone over at the current time, be willing to host a cup of coffee at your local java joint. A quiet, honest discussion about life and love will do wonders to convince that special someone that you’ve got what it takes to be in a good and loving relationship. You may also meet that person in a quiet venue. Remember, cozy’s the key.
Friday through the weekend will be the best times to let someone in.
Leo, July 23 to August 22
Kindness begets kindness, and sometimes a lot more.
Feel free to show your magnanimous side to all who need what you have to give. This will be a great way to meet new and interesting prospects for love and romance. You’ve got what it takes to attract and impress as long as you stay away from appearing to be selfish or too caught up in appearances.
Stay on the light side of every conversation without being vapid. A good outlook on life will be the ticket to drawing those who can be good for your personality without trying to overshadow your strengths. If you’ve got someone on the hook for love and romance, be willing to let them have the last word. If you let them know that they can come first, well, I’m sure you can guess the rest.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday will be the best days for gentle connections.
Virgo, August 23 to September 22
Watch your tongue.
Your words will have a stronger effect than you may know. If you allow yourself to say any old thing that comes to your mind, you could end up talking yourself out of any chance of a good relationship. This advice carries over to your fingers as well. If you’re chatting online be certain to choose your terminology carefully before tapping the keyboard.
It isn’t that you’ll say something you’ll regret but you may say things that others will wish you hadn’t. By staying focused on thinking before verbalizing, you’ll stand a better chance of making the right moves. If moves are on your mind, and I’m guessing they are, let others do the majority of the talking. You can fill them in on your deepest secrets later.
Wednesday, Friday and the weekend will be the best times to think before speaking.
Libra, September 23 to October 22
If you mean it, go for it.
This is a great time to pursue love in all its varied forms, as long as you know what you’re aiming for before you release your arrow of love. Don’t consider trying on a new lover for size if you aren’t sincere about wearing their fashion sense in love. It could get complicated quickly with all sorts of issues popping up where none need to be.
The possibility of a work related connection might complicate this week’s activities. There’s a good chance of jealousy and high emotion in the workplace and you’ll need to be aware that any flirting you may choose to do will only heighten the level of intensity. If this manifests as someone higher on the food chain trying to nibble on you, deny him or her a snack without bruising egos.
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday are best for pursuing your heart.
Scorpio, October 23 to November 21
Lights, camera, action.
I’ll stress the action part. This is a time that could deliver more than you can handle. Lest you think yourself a dynamo of sexual and romantic energies, and perhaps you usually are, take heed. This week, romantic connections need to be carefully measured out in sensible doses. If you meet someone new who makes your juices flow, be certain you don’t become dehydrated too quickly.
You may meet more than one person with whom to frolic but you need to be circumspect as to how you deal with this potential. Being without conscience could bring you great success in the moment, but will definitely come back to haunt you like a spicy, three day old burrito left out in the sun for too long.
The whole week could be very interesting.
Sagittarius, November 22 to December 21
Look to your past young grasshopper.
Someone may be returning from your “long ago” to infiltrate your now. This may be a good situation, although I tend to think the past is better left, well, in the past. If you hear from an old flame, don’t think you necessarily have to fan it to see how it burns. Unless you really need this connection for closure, don’t participate. If they catch you by phone, pretend to be your immigrant relative who doesn’t understand English. (It worked for me.)
This may not be a person, but a pattern that reemerges. If it is, it’ll be much harder to discern and stop before it gets out of control. Be extra vigilant when dealing with anyone on a relationship level, even someone you already know. The ancient sarcophagus of bad romance may be creaking open with the musty mummy of dysfunction ready to walk again.
Tuesday and Sunday will be the safest days to play.
Capricorn, December 22 to January 19
Feel free to play but don’t feel too free.
This would be a good time to loosen your belt a notch and relax, but don’t let it get too loose or you’ll find your participles dangling, and not in a good way. Keeping an eye on the clock will be a good idea when dealing with any relationship issues. This may be a literal or figurative bit of advice, depending on the circumstances surrounding your love life. You’ll need to stay aware of what’s going on.
If you find a playmate, especially after Wednesday who seems to have everything you’ve been looking for, be cautious. This person may have all the right parts and they may even be in all the right places but there’s bound to be a hitch in the project somewhere. They may in fact be hitched. You may feel that you can deal with such a situation but trust me; this isn’t the week to try it. Keep this in mind; if it makes you tense it probably isn’t the right thing to do.
Monday and Saturday will be the best days to relax and enjoy.
Aquarius, January 20 to February 18
You’re a sexy thing! Yes you are!
This is the week to prance about like the sex kitten or puppy you are. You’ll be on the cutting edge of all sorts of fun games, and all you’ll have to do to make them work is play. This is a great time to indulge your indulgent side without having to worry about all the icky repercussions that can manifest through overindulgence. I’m not telling you to be reckless so don’t send me the bill for your penicillin prescription. Think before acting!
Have fun and let the lighter side of love and romance get in your life. This is the right time to go out and socialize in order to find a new toy to play with. If you find yourself in a situation that leads to a more physical and sweaty connection, don’t be surprised. This can be a good thing as long as you don’t take everything too seriously. Of course, safe play is always to be taken seriously.
The whole week’s fine for being fine.
Pisces, February 19 to March 20
A little of this week’s going to go a long way.
If you’ve been looking for a time to fulfill your fantasies, this may be the time to do so. Look around you and you’ll probably see someone who tickles your fancy with a desire to tickle even more. If you’d like to play, and this week I’m guessing you’ll be wanting to, then be assured that if you’re careful and thoughtful you should be able to make it work.
The possibility of a work related connection is looming. The electricity’s palpable and there’s more than one way to approach such a liaison. If you’re in an atmosphere where such touching is a no-no. be extra careful, as the crackling sexual tension will be unmistakable, not only to you but all around you. If you’re in charge, it might be best to have this fun in an out of the office venue with an out of the office person.
You’ll be a hot potato all week so don’t hesitate to get mashed.
