Denver party-boy Kevin Larson celebrates his 38th birthday April 28 with his Fifth Annual Twisted B-Day Bash. And this is gonna be a bell-ringer.
Larson has taken over the Diamond Cabaret, complete with peelers, and the upstairs nightclub, Tabu. He’ll let Oscar’s Steaks & Cigars relax in peace next door.
In Tabu, he will present MiniKiss, “The Hottest Littlest Band in the World.” Yes, it’s a
little-people Kiss tribute band – and they rock. As they say, “You wanted the littlest and you got the littlest.”
Larson hopes to enlist the tallest peelers from the Diamond, put them in 8-inch stilettos and have them be the go-go dancers for the pint-sized performers.
Downstairs at the Diamond, Larson wants some of the dancers to paint their faces. In the shower stall, a guy will be carving an ice sculpture. All staffers will be in velvet hats. Other entertainments include a 300-pound stripper, contortionists, jugglers and a mostly naked hula-hooper on fire.
“This party is going to be a train wreck,” says Larson – in a good way. “We’re going to have all demographics, all generations.”
All this – yes, all this – for $15, VIP $30 – and it includes two tix to a Rapids game.
Get back!
Jamie White once ruled Denver shock-jock radio on Alice – where she talked about dating, sex and the Castle Pines doctor she eventually married and divorced.
She moved on to L.A. in 2002 to do a show with Danny Bonaduce, which was briefly simulcast here in Denver. She talked about dating there too – especially a Beverly Hills orthodontist who dumped her.
“I broke into this guy’s house through the doggie door and stole all the pictures of his ex-girlfriend,” Jamie told me. “I took the goldfish I gave him and put them in the garbage disposal. I need men to love me. But nobody will love me, so I have to hurt their things.”
Until now. She’s off the radio in LA, but hooked up with her “Golden Colorado Boy,” a snowboarder who is also father to her 9-month-old baby boy, Kayden.
Anyway, she writes, her hunk’s dad is a prof at Colorado School of Mines and she doesn’t want to raise Kayden in L.A., so she’s in talks with Denver radio to return to our airwaves. Go to jamiewhite.com to see White, the baby and the ‘boarder. And check out her fiancé, sitting in for Jamie at jackandstench.com.
Book ’em
Save me a seat. John Kerry and Teresa Heinz Kerry are at Tattered Cover LoDo at 11 a.m. today with their book, “This Moment on Earth.”
Also booked into the various TCs next month: Walter Isaacson, May 3; Rue McClanahan, May 4; Jacques Pepin, May 15; Sherman Alexie, May 16; Michael Chabon, May 17; Deepak Chopra, May 21; Bill Geist, May 23; Michael Connelly, May 30.
City spirit
Actor Blair Underwood is in Denver May 1 for the VOA luncheon … Nelly Furtado performs at the Crush game Friday, then gives us a mini-gig at Rise … Monday is National Eggs Benedict Day … Sez who: “Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes.” George Bernard Shaw
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