Aries, March 21 to April 19
Don’t miss the bliss of a kiss. Love needs to be nurtured and this is a week for you to tend to your heart. You can do so by being present and conscious when it comes to anything emotional or romantic. You’ll be in the mood for a connection and this will telegraph your intentions to possible partners. (For you younger readers, the telegraph was a form of communication that changed the world and was safer to use while driving than a cell phone.)
Be social and you’ll be certain to meet at least one viable prospect when it comes to playtime. This is a great week to visit your usual haunts in search of unusual activities. If you can’t make the time to get out, don’t fret. Finding a new friend may be as simple as writing an email or visiting a chat room.
Wednesday, Friday and the weekend will be the best days for new love to find you.
Taurus, April 20 to May 20
Nothing’s as easy as we’d like it to be, especially affairs of the heart. This will be especially true for you due to the fact that you’ll feel alienated from those around you. People will seem strange to you, and you’ll seem strange to them. There’s really nothing you can do about it except to hang in there and accept your own unique qualities and insist that anyone interested in you do the same.
Sometimes the more unusual candidates are the ones worth looking to for fun and games. The key to knowing if you’re dealing with the right person is to be sure that you’re being honored at all stages of the connection and not being taken for a ride.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday are good days for working at love.
Gemini, May 21 to June 20
Break through the mundane to find excitement and romance. A lack of energy will be rewarded by complete boredom and tedium. Sticking with what you already know will be giving into the least common denominator with no chance of discovering a better path to romance. This means not settling for anything less than you deserve, want and need.
Whatever connecting you do, be sure to make it worth doing or disconnecting won’t be an easy task. Giving in to lesser relationships will make you vulnerable to needy and uncomfortable types who seek to glom onto your energy.
Wednesday through Saturday should work well for pushing at love.
Cancer, June 21 to July 22
Ask for what you want. This can be a scary task but do it anyway. If you desire the heat that the week can deliver, you’ll need to let someone know they’ve got the spark. Be to the point without being brash and you’ll get those fires glowing before you know it.
Stay grounded with any romantic play. This means using your head and not playing without the appropriate fire gear. Should you find yourself having more fun than you anticipated, try not to fall in love yet. Falling in lust is, however, allowed.
All week is perfect for looking for the right match.
Leo, July 23 to August 22
Strange days indeed. There are weeks when love and romance seem to be way too much trouble. This isn’t necessarily one of those weeks, but it won’t be a slam-dunk, not by any stretch. People will act bizarrely, more so than usual, around you and you may want to duck out for a while rather than play. Add this to your overpowering charisma and there could be trouble.
If you do decide to venture into the realm of the heart, do so with a lot of caution. I advise against hot and sweaty activities unless you know the sweaty sweatee well. New playmates could end up being stranger than a Fellini film. Have fun but be careful.
Monday, Tuesday and Sunday will be the safest days to commune with the odder side of humanity.
Virgo, August 23 to September 22
Insatiable: adjective, incapable of being satisfied. Welcome to a very interesting week. You may feel as though there’s a constant itch in that place we all like to have scratched. Although this may be a fun way to spend time, you’lll find that this feeling won’t restrict itself to appropriate moments and places. Almost anytime and anyplace will find you with a mass of erotic imagery dancing in that pretty head of yours.
Trying to satisfy this feeling will be a doorway to trouble and could lead to the need for an antibiotic. Riding out this storm of emotion will be your best bet. If you do have a chance to alleviate some of the peskier symptoms, do so with all of the proper safeguards or don’t do it at all. Due to all of this, you’ll be vulnerable, so think before acting.
All week will taunt your better judgment.
Libra, September 23 to October 22
Wild, crazy times may be headed your way. This is a good time to play hard and love even harder. You’ll find that social settings where fun is the intent will be the best places to find your best pace. Meeting others will be as easy as a casual flick of your libido in the right direction. Use your powers for the forces of good.
As you may guess, this isn’t the week for a long-term, committed relationship. Try not to make too much out of any connection you may make, especially as the weekend approaches. The person may be already involved, so be sure you know the lay of the land before you, well, you know the rest.
Wednesday, Friday and the weekend should be days full of romance.
Scorpio, October 23 to November 21
It really has been a long, cold winter and the sun’s making everything pop up. This includes your love life. Be hopeful and try not to get involved with any negativity that comes your way. This week may introduce you to someone who could be the one, at least for a while. If you aren’t looking for just one person to fill your time, don’t lose heart. Prospective playmates will be as easy to spot as red tulips in a sleepy flowerbed.
Take this week at its best and try to find someone to connect with. Even if you only do so for the exercise, it’ll be worthwhile. Even though there’s always the chance of a May snowstorm, enjoy the warmth of the season and of your heart.
All week’s perfect for spring-cleaning your love life.
Sagittarius, November 22 to December 21
You’ll drip with an exotic, mysterious aura. A little all-purpose cleaner will take care of some of it, but you can use it to your advantage. Play the part of the deep thinker and you’ll be sure to draw someone to you who needs the stimulation that you can provide. This strategy’s a must if you’ve been exposed to empty connections lately. Finding fulfillment’s as easy as not settling for less.
Don’t let everyone know everything there is to know about you. Be a tad on the evasive side. Obviously, don’t deceive or you’ll have to clean up a mess later. Have fun.
Monday through Friday are days to pique the interest of those who need to be piqued.
Capricorn, December 22 to January 19
An innocent but important relationship may be heading your way. I say innocent because it won’t be based on baser interests. Yes, there’ll definitely be an attraction, but the main energy will be a feeling of wanting a deeper connection. The most important part of all this is not to be shy when you feel you’ve found the person who makes you feel like settling down. Let them know you want to get to know them better.
You may be the receiving member of this energy, with someone letting you know that they want to initiate mutual backrubs. If you have an inkling that they may be the one, don’t push them away. If you’re hesitant, use the aforementioned innocence to keep some distance until you know them better. This can be an amazing week for love.
Friday and the weekend will be the best days for finding connections but all week has potential.
Aquarius, January 20 to February 18
Let your feelings of angst, ennui or stress work for you. Channel your feelings into a productive pastime, namely, romantic endeavors. If you sit around and let your feelings fester, you’ll end up with festering feelings, and we don’t want that, do we? Be proactive and get out of your house, office, and mindset in order to meet people.
Don’t fool yourself into thinking that you have to visit an alcohol soaked environment in order to make love happen. The opposite will be the case, so be sure not to waste your time and energy in such a place. Look for one person in particular to make you tingle. It doesn’t have to be forever, so take a tingle when you can.
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday will give you the best opportunities for venting your tensions.
Pisces, February 19 to March 20
Treating someone like a king or queen is the only way to go. Even if you’re in a long-term relationship and the person has a way of getting on your last nerve, put that nerve away for now. This is a time for letting little idiosyncrasies go by the wayside. Zit popping at dinner? What the heck, it’s not so bad. Doing the Macarena for anyone who’ll watch? Nah, nothing to get riled about. Frankly, I’m glad I’m not a Pisces because it would make me nuts, but you don’t have that luxury.
Your royal treatment will succeed in melting the frostiest of demeanors. This should lead to better things as time goes on. Be careful that you don’t get yourself into a situation where you’re being taken advantage of. If you feel that abuse is occurring, topple the monarchy.
Tuesday through the weekend will be the best days for being a loyal subject of love.
