Getting your player ready...
Among the top 10 ways to spice up the U.S. Open tennis tournament, courtesy of CBS’s David Letterman:
• “Extra point awarded for nailing opponent in the Adam’s apple.”
• “Ten ball boys, nine uniforms.”
• “Make Federer even more Federerer.”
• “Ball replaced with ready-to-hatch ostrich egg.”
• “Two words: ‘lectrified net.”
• “Even though she has no experience, put Sarah Palin in the finals.” The Seattle Times/AP photo
