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Winner: Matt Smith, Evergreen
Honorable mention:
After the port, how about we go smell some butts? — Silvio Picinini, Evans
I still like it better out of the bowl. — Sunny Hackman, Lakewood
Should we have Jeeves fire up the limo and chase some tires? — Steve Ketcham, Littleton
Before I have another, where’s your fire hydrant? — Todd F. Jamison, Golden
You heard me correctly — we’re having octuplets. — Nancy Gallagher, Basalt
