Getting your player ready...
So your golf game is not up to par. It probably could get worse, as evidenced by David Letterman’s “Top 10 Signs Your Caddie Is Nuts”:
• Replaces your 7-iron with a Garden Weasel.
• Spends afternoon sipping mojitos in the sand trap.
• He’s the only caddie on skates.
• Likes to pick up divots, put them on his head and say, “Welcome to ‘Celebrity Apprentice.’ ”
• Pimped golf cart to hop up and down.
• Says he needs weekends off.
• Using bag to stow beers for John Daly.
