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Winner: Etta Painter, Pittsburgh
Honorable mention:
Would you like to see the swine list, sir? — Mary Kavouras, Denver
He’s having a seizure salad. — Poquito Mas, Lyons
Ohh … he over rotates! — Ernest Cordova, Centennial
When Harry met salad. — Sebastian Hayman, Denver
Senator, your wife just arrived. — Mitch Rosenberg, Highlands Ranch
