Getting your player ready...
Among the top-10 signs your baseball team isn’t ready for the season, from CBS talk-show host David Letterman:
• “Your spring training begins in June.
• “Only thing they tested positive for was cheese fries.
• “Manager spends hour after hour practicing free throws.
• “Your star pitcher defected to Cuba.
• “When writers compare cleanup hitter to Ruth, they mean Ruth Bader Ginsburg.” Denver Post wire services
