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Winner: Dale Stout, Colorado Springs
Honorable mention:
It bites you in the wallet. — David McClinton, Denver
I can name that tune, it’s “Classical Gas.” — Steve Ketcham, Littleton
I dream of Jeannie with the light sweet crude. — Ira Pollack, Albany, N.Y.
C’mon … it’s just a bunch of snake oil. — Marc Yalom, Pagosa Springs
Apparently his cobra ran out of gas. — Dennis Forbis, Denver
