Getting your player ready...
Winner: Mitch Rosenberg, Highlands Ranch
Honorable mention:
You celebrate. I’ll Celebrex. — Pamela Davis, Newport News, Va.
These temp jobs age you fast. — Bill Russo
Go back! I’m still filling out Medicare forms! — Beth Schutt, Aurora
The year starts and ends the same … with diaper rash. — Tracy J. Wazny, Westminster
