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During the Melodrama, I needed to get to Carmelo for a big story. I suddenly realized that he was heading out a back exit, so I turned into Usain Bolt (Jew-sain Bolt?) and sprinted down the hallway to catch Melo. Randomly, Altitude TV was interviewing Shelden Williams in the hall and its camera caught my Enos Slaughter-like mad dash, .
This led to the question who would win a race between me — — and Aaron Lopez, the Nuggets writer from ?
It was so on. Before the race, I talked some trash to Slow-pez (“I’m so fast, I once went for a jog, and a cop gave me a speeding ticket.” Or, “My nickname in high school was Benjamin ‘Man That Dude Is The Fastest Person I Have Ever Seen In My Entire Life’ Hochman.”) And when Lopez was a guest on on The Ticket, I ambushed the thing, calling in and talking trash like some roided pro wrestler in 1988.
And so, here it is folks, video of The Big Race:
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