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Winner: Faren Foster, Denver
Honorable mention:
My wife hates it, but sometimes I just need to go into my man cave! — Andrew Davis, Oakland, Calif.
She left me. I should have seen the writing on the wall. — Cathy Alexander, Thornton
My wife thinks I go out clubbing too often. — K. Lecciso, Wheat Ridge
Mother never once put my petroglyphs up on the fridge. — Henry Klaiman, Denver
Every day, it’s just kill, eat, sleep. I need a vacation. — Andrew Davis, Oakland, Calif.
