Getting your player ready...
Winner: Bret Newman, Parker
Honorable mention:
I’d love your tender. — Name not provided
I told you not to step on my Blue Suede Shoes. — Steve Bowens (many similar captions sent by other readers)
A little less conversation. — Randy Pollard, Lyons
Give me your do-re-mi or I make you number one with a bullet. — Kenneth Tredwell, Advance, N.C.
I’m underwater on Graceland. — John Smith, Aurora





