Jimmy Kimmel is really making the most out of this weed issue.
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Kimmel starts his latest sketch (embedded above) with this clever line, which tips a hat to last week s news that :
Twenty-four states have legalized medical marijuana, Kimmel says in the intro, the only reason our country is almost now officially half-baked.
Then Kimmel of Los Angeles to ask people who have medical marijuana cards about their qualifying conditions. And the results are uncommonly hilarious, especially given that California s medical cannabis infrastructure is among the most relaxed in the United States.
So what are the medical conditions these folks have?
One of the gentlemen interviewed can t remember his qualifying condition, saying, I guess you need one, huh? A woman had the quickest laugh-out-loud answer that included this quip, The condition is children. Another man said he wants an MMJ card for his birthday or Christmas before showing off a truly strange chest tattoo. And one of the last people interviewed said his qualifying condition is suspect glaucoma.
When asked what that means by Kimmel s producer, the man replied, It means that in the future that it s a possibility that I could have glaucoma.
Boom goes the dynamite.
Fittingly, the last guy interviewed for the sketch hails from Free America (a.k.a. Denver, Colorado). The gentleman said he doesn t have a medical marijuana card, but his son does — and you ll have to watch the video to hear the rest of his hilarious (and ) answer.
