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Rich Tosches

Yumi Hwang Williams, who performs with the Colorado Symphony Orchestra. (Lone Tree Arts Center/CSO)

Tosches: Come listen to “Weed Got Me Crazy” with this VIP and the CSO

April 27, 2016 at 9:59 a.m.

Tosches: Come listen to "Weed Got Me Crazy" with this VIP and the CSO

A chicken burrito is prepared at a Chipotle restaurant in Foster City, Calif. (David Paul Morris, Bloomberg file)

Tosches: Those poor Chipotle execs

April 27, 2016 at 7:53 a.m.

Tosches: Those poor Chipotle execs

A photo enforcement agent hangs a sign warning drivers of a photo radar van ahead near Denver's City Park in this 2012 file photo. (Helen H. Richardson, Denver Post file)

Tosches: Saying cheese at 84 mph

April 27, 2016 at 1:01 p.m.

Tosches: Saying cheese at 84 mph

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Tosches: Cellphone users driven to distraction

April 27, 2016 at 11:07 a.m.

Tosches: Cellphone users driven to distraction

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Tosches: A lot happened while I was on vacation

April 27, 2016 at 8:00 a.m.

Tosches: A lot happened while I was on vacation

Republican Congressmen Cory Gardner and Mike Coffman both changed their positions recently on the issue of personhood. Gardner is running for U.S. Senate against Sen. Mark Udall and Coffman faces Andrew Romanoff in the 6th Congressional District. (AP file photos)

Tosches: Out, damned personhood!

April 27, 2016 at 11:50 a.m.

Tosches: Out, damned personhood!

Rich Tosches, Denver Post columnist

Tosches: After a “fatal” heart attack, retiree gets a second chance

April 27, 2016 at 10:06 a.m.

Tosches: After a "fatal" heart attack, retiree gets a second chance

Douglas Bruce speaks to the media after being released from the Denver jail on May 31, 2012. Bruce served 103 days for tax evasion. (Andy Cross, Denver Post file)

Tosches: Colorado + TABOR = Arkansas

April 27, 2016 at 6:29 p.m.

Tosches: Colorado + TABOR = Arkansas

Sgt. David Blatner participates in a Colorado State Patrol training class, during which troopers learn to identify drivers who are under the influence of drugs. (Brennan Linsley, The Associated Press)

Tosches: Who are the stoned drivers? Easy

April 27, 2016 at 1:28 p.m.

Tosches: Who are the stoned drivers? Easy

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Tosches: In line and on hold with Social Security

April 27, 2016 at 8:52 a.m.

Tosches: In line and on hold with Social Security