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Aries, March 21 to April 19


The Habanero of love is in your future.


The heat’s rising and so is your libido. This push in sexual barometric pressure could have you longing for a physical romp through some spicy cuisines. You’ll be sweating as you work through the menu, especially if you find the right kitchen to help peel your peppers.


This fire will intensify your energy and make comers want to sample your chili. Tastes are allowed as long as you don’t give the recipe away too early. Be discerning and protective of your secrets until the time’s right.


When you finally meet that one person who deserves a full meal, share all you can. Be sure to lick the spoon. Of course, as always, don’t forget to wear those oven mitts.


The whole week’s great for hot loving.



Taurus, April 20 to May 20

Don’t be lulled into a false sense of security.


There’ll be more than one love interest coming your way and it could be an interesting week. You’ll have to make some decisions as to how and where you want to play, but the opportunities should come.


The key to being safe, on all levels, is not to take anything for granted. This includes those of you who shouldn’t be dallying but are anyway. You may think you know what you’re doing, but chances are so will everyone else before the week is through. This is the general tone of the week so be alert.


If you have nothing to hide (how boring) then you’ll need to be aware of some sort of deception that may be associated with romance. Be alert, not paranoid.


Monday, Tuesday Friday and Sunday will be the best days to play safely.

Gemini, May 21 to June 20


The more you invest, the more you’ll get.


This bit of old fashioned, common sense will work wonders for your love life this week. Be willing to go the extra mile, or 1.609344 kilometers, and you’ll be pleased with the results. You’ll have at least one chance to show off your willingness but don’t appear to be desperate. Once again, let common sense be your guide.


This is a good time to get out of your local area and flee to the far end of town. If you live in the foothills, head for the prairies of Aurora. (Watch out for the rattlesnakes.) Those of you who dwell in the Highlands Ranch area are in for a daytrip to the northern parts of town. (Watch out for the urban sprawl.)


The key is to see new people, new environments and to have fun. Take a troupe if you don’t like being a loner.


Friday and the weekend are the best days to make love work without making it work.


Cancer, June 21 to July 22


Get ready for a new love affair.


Chomping at the bit is a messy habit, but you’ll be doing it all week. The energy is such that you’ll be hot to trot and no one will be able to rein you in. Before you get saddled with something you won’t like, take some time to decide what you want out of this connection.


If you’re searching for long-term, be honest with yourself and the person you meet. If you’re fine with only sharing the same watering hole for a while, be honest about that as well. If you’re up front, you’ll stand a much better chance of meeting someone who’ll want to play horsy with you.


Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday will be the best days to do some jockeying around.

Leo, July 23 to August 22


Over thinking will ruin love.


If you insist on stressing out about love, you’ll sabotage any good that can come from the week. This is a time to take things as they come and not attempt to build a honeymoon weekend out of a new connection.


You should also be aware of your own emotions when it comes to security issues. The more secure in romance you seem the better the impression you’ll make. This is especially important when it comes to a person you’re likely to meet in a social setting after Wednesday.


Relax and don’t take it all so seriously.


Wednesday through the weekend should bring results.

Virgo, August 23 to September 22


How good a friend are you?


It may be time to reevaluate a friendship you’ve been dwelling on lately. Although you’ve thought from time to time there could be more to it, perhaps it’s not seemed worth the trouble. Maybe the time has come to test it out.


Friendship’s the foundation of all good love affairs and loving a friend may not be as complicated as you think. If you’ve been tempted, move slowly but do move.


If you’re the one being approached, be certain you want this development or it could become complicated quickly. If none of this seems familiar too you, it’s possible that the situation’s still brewing. Don’t be surprised by what happens this week.


Be aware that this could also be a work related connection.


The whole week could turn a friend into a lover.

Libra, September 23 to October 22


As long as you really mean it, or act as if you do, you’ll impress the right person.


This is a week to be as sincere as you can be, even if it’s only an act. I feel horrible giving this slimy bit of advice, but it fits the circumstances. You’ll be able to turn heads, but if you want to keep them focused on you, you’ll need to capture their interest.


Be solid on your facts before discussing anything of importance or you’ll come off as a big phony. This caution could put you in a position of allowing someone to fill you in on all the fine details. This will, in turn, make you teacher’s pet.


Remember to stay honest seeming and when possible to really be interested in the interests of the person you want to pull in. The rest will follow later.


By the way, no lying allowed.


Thursday through the weekend will be the best time to cock your head slightly to show you’re still listening.

Scorpio, October 23 to November 21


The spotlight is on you, take your bow.


When it comes to romance, you’ll be at distinct advantage over others. You’ll have the opportunity to meet more than one luscious treat upon whom to munch. Be sure to get to a public place where there are suitable types who are worth snacking with.


Staying behind closed doors will minimize your ability to meet anyone fun. You could find romance on the Internet but the real thing will be much more fun. If you’re invited to a party or two, be sure to say yes.


You’ll also be in the mood for some basic fooling around without any strings attached. Although the chance will be there, I’d advise against doing so. This isn’t the week to do anything halfway. Either you’re in or you’re out.


The whole week’s yours for the taking.

Sagittarius, November 22 to December 21


Stay close to your roots if you want to pluck the flowering buds of love.


You need to commune with those who think and feel as you do. This means finding others who resonate on the same emotional, political and intellectual level. It may seem hard to find likeminded types but I think it’ll be easier than you think.


Hang out in places you like to go to and do the things that make you happiest. If that means sitting at your computer, chatting it up with someone, do so. If you’d rather go to a local bar and complain about the T-Rex noise level in the neighborhood, do so. You’re bound to find someone who agrees and finds you interesting.


You don’t have to fool anyone this week, just be yourself and enjoy the company of others like you.


Thursday, Friday and Sunday are best for connecting.

Capricorn, December 22 to January 19


Don’t be so picky.


This may seem mean, and I don’t mean to be mean, but you need to reposition the sights on your telescope of love. There’s no need to lower them. All you need to do is be realistic and realize that you may be getting in the way of potential love by being too, too persnickety.


If you met someone in the last three weeks who seemed to be interested in you but the scent of their hair bothered you and the way they clicked their fingernails on the table drove you to distraction, give them another chance. Yes, you may not like them any better this time but the energy of giving it another go will be worthwhile.


This is the perfect week for a setup date. Have fun without being too critical.


Tuesday and Saturday are the best days to try again.

Aquarius, January 20 to February 18


This is another fine kettle of fish you’ve gotten yourself into.


Although bouillabaisse isn’t on the menu, the air is still filled with the delicate odor of something not being quite right. That fishiness is the clue that a relationship isn’t what it appears to be and that you need to be vigilant.


If you’ve found yourself feeling left out in an interpersonal relationship, the time may be here to ask yourself why. You may even be bold enough to ask the other person what’s going on.


If you’re not connected, be on the alert for a deceptive person or situation that evolves. You don’t have to be suspicious beyond being aware of the motives of others.


Keep romance on a low simmer until the weekend.

Pisces, February 19 to March 20


This is a wonderful week to believe in love again.


You’ll be amazed at the results of a positive attitude. You should find that those who might not consider you a love toy will suddenly catch themselves thinking nasty thoughts in your presence. The key to making this happen is to be open to your own sexuality and ability to attract others.


By doing so, you’ll find you have the option of playing or not. It’ll be your choice. Although you might think it best to jump into anything that comes your way, don’t do so. I alluded to love earlier and I mean what I say. You could find yourself in a relationship that leads to love.


If you’re working on a current relationship and it’s hit a snag, let it loosen. All will be better if you reassert your romantic idealism.


The whole week is right for rainbows, butterflies and tulips.

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