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“Barack Obama is in the Middle East, and he met with leaders of Israel and Jordan. Not to be outdone, John McCain was in the park today playing checkers with Ed Koch.”
On “Barack’s third day in the Middle East . . . President Bush said that he has no timetable for bringing him back home.”
“I don’t want to say McCain is running a lackluster campaign, but his Secret Service code name is ‘Bob Dole.’ ”
“The Walt Disney Corporation announced that it is going to build a Disneyland in mainland China. Apparently it will be the first Disneyland built for children by children.”
