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Winner: Mike Sherack, Parker
Honorable mention:
It’s disgusting what a has-been ape will do to get a reality show. David McKibbin, Fort Collins
Snobs! Vickey Howard, Littleton
This city has terrible chiropractors. Mitch Rosenberg, Highlands Ranch
A watched bank will never collapse. Melinda Winner, Zephyrhills, Fla.
You’d think Tiger Woods just hit a fire hydrant up there. Mike Sherack, Parker
