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Supermodel Paulina Porizkova calls reality star Heidi Montag a “cheap plastic pool float” and has harsh words for alleged fellow plastic-surgery patients Madonna and Kate Hudson as well.

In a blog post for , Porizkova writes: “Madonna no longer looks like Madonna: what started as a sexy, well-shaped, and somewhat hairy Italian girl has ended as a cool Nordic blonde . . . she is starting to sort of melt away into the stew of the famous women over-fifty-high-cheek-boned blondes-who-cannot-frown.”

As for Hudson, who’s rumored to have gained breast implants in late March: “She just looks like any California blond actress. Instead of enhancing, she has diminished herself.”

My coffee was getting cold while I, heartbroken, sadly gazed at the before and after pictures of Kate Hudson on the screen. The before: an amazingly fit, gorgeous, and yes, small-breasted young woman in a to-die-for red bikini; in the other, a blond starlet sipping a latte. The cup size was undeniably different.”

Paulina says she’s disappointed by everyone’s need to look perfect. Porizkova wrote, “No one ages anymore, no one has imperfections of any kind anymore, all smiles are flawless and no one past 35 can express displeasure.”

But the supermodel didn’t stop there. She had the harshest comments for Montag saying:

“Wouldn’t Audrey Hepburn, Jane Birkin, Twiggy, Charlotte Rampling, and Jean Harlow have lost their special brand of elegant, feline sexiness if they were tipping over under the weight of great ol’ mammaries?” she asked rhetorically. “Compare any one of these natural beauties to someone like Heidi Montag, and it’s like comparing a Hastens Swedish handmade mattress to a cheap plastic pool float.”


Rapper T.I. enjoyed his newfound freedom on Tuesday night: The rapper – who spent seven months behind bars on weapons charges – partied with a hefty entourage at club 1Oak.

“He got behind the deejay booth with DJ Sal Morale and yelled, ‘I’m king, and I’m back!'” says a fellow clubber. “The deejay then played T.I.’s song ‘I’m Back,’ and the crowd went wild.”

The ‘American Gangster’ star, whose real name is Clifford Harris, began serving the remainder of his reduced sentence in a correctional center in December.

According to TMZ, the Atlanta rapper, who’s been serving the last 30 days of his sentence under house arrest, has now been placed on 23 days of supervised released.

As part of his requirements, the ‘You Don’t Know Me’ MC must be home by 11 p.m. unless he is performing, in which case the curfew is extended to 1 a.m.

His attorney, Steve Sadow, said that the 29 year-old Grammy Award winner will also have to complete 400 hours of community service and will be on probation for three years.


Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer make an appearance at the Tribeca Film Festival on Saturday night. But not in the flesh.

The notorious Client No. 9, who resigned in disgrace after his sex scandal with call girls — especially Ashley Dupre — surfaced, will appear in a documentary based on his downfall.

Spitzer, a source told the New York Daily News, reveals his darkest secrets and bares his biggest grudges, including his dislike for Home Depot mogul Ken Langone, now-convicted politician Joseph Bruno and political strategist Roger Stone. All three men later appear in the documentary as well and get a chance to share their less-than-kind feelings about Spitzer – as does his alleged former go-to call girl (who is simply referred to as Angelina).

The former governor also reportedly compares himself to Greek mythology’s Icarus in the movie, explaining that he “flew too close to the sun.”

In another section, Spitzer talks about exactly what he was thinking when he first dealt with the Emperors Club VIP – and the former CEO of the famed escort service makes an appearance, too.


The photographer who shot the iconic poster used to promote “From Here to Eternity,” with Burt Lancaster kissing Deborah Kerr in the surf died in a Chicago fire last week.

When firefighters finished battling the blaze that killed 90-year-old Myron Davis, they saw his modest Hyde Park apartment was filled with thousands of filed photographs, most of them undamaged by the flames, according to Chicago Sun-Times.

The images came from Davis’ career as a photographer for Life and other magazines.

Davis had been a war photographer and once shot at a Japanese machine-gunner firing at his landing barge in the South Pacific. He also stood up to Gen. Douglas MacArthur, the supreme commander of the Allied Powers in World War II.

Myron Davis took this photo in 1953 of Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr to promote their film “From Here to Eternity.”

His photo of the movie still is regarded as one of the sexiest of all time. Mr. Davis was a Life photographer on the set of “From Here to Eternity,” where he shot the stars smooching as pounding surf enveloped them. The scene was a near-scandal when it came out in 1953, and it’s still considered one of the most romantic in film history.

It has also withstood many spoofs — including a seaweed-laden shot in the comedy “Airplane.”

lsmith@denverpost.com

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