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Co-winners: Wayne D. Jackson and Scott Gomer
Honorable mention:
Shall we tell him about being adopted? — Frank Weston, Aurora
Actually, he’s a DINO — duck in name only. — Leslie Ralphe, Colorado Springs
Well, he is the one with the Florida timeshare! — Jeff Tucker, Aurora
It’s the Goodyear unicorn. — Susan Harter, Morrison
*%$#! genetic research! — Carri Brennan, Denver
