Broncos QB Mark Sanchez arrives at the 142nd Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs on May 7, 2016 in Louisville, Kentucky. (Nicholas Hunt, Getty Images)
Broncos’ quarterback Mark Sanchez showed up at the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs over the weekend with a walking cane. Now, why would a healthy 29-year-old athlete need a walking cane? He’s not injured. So, Derby fashion, right?
Well, was actually a covert flask, and posted a video of Sanchez unscrewing the top and revealing a secret compartment inside — to the utter delight of onlookers.
TMZ said it presumes the cane flask was filled with alcohol. We, of course, cannot confirm with any certainty the contents of the cane’s secret compartment, so we will presume it was filled with . (And even if it was booze, that’s pretty mild compared to .)
How can you get this versatile look? Several websites carry cane flasks, which range in price from about $60 to $90. The , for example, runs $89.95, comes in a variety of lengths and looks strikingly similar to Sanchez’s model (only this one is in black). The hollow Beechwood cane comes with a 13.75-inch glass tube and a pair of thimbles hidden inside. Plus, the website says it’s “great for weddings and special events” … like the Kentucky Derby, of course.
