Hey Jack White,
It’s honestly great to see you having fun at baseball games again. You , and we could totally tell how happy you were to do it. And what a throw — a strike in our book!
We’ve all completely . Being at a Cubs game would put anyone in a bad mood — no one can blame you for that.
But we never heard back from you about
Sure, the Rockies have dropped to the bottom of the National League, and yeah, we’ve lost eight of our last nine games. But we’ll have a blast. Like we said before, the stadium is beautiful, the people are cool and we’ll get you a beer, a Helton Burger and even some Dippin’ Dots.
Hell, we’ll even upgrade that beer to a Fat Tire from New Belgium (we’re pretty proud of our microbrew scene here, you’ll love it).
Let us know! Game is on Aug. 20.
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