Tiger Woods wants you to know that, like Marshawn Lynch, he was only out there Friday so he wouldn’t get fined.
Perhaps that why he posted the at the Waste Management Phoenix Open at TPC Scottsdale.
Blow-by-blow: How Tiger shot the worst round of his career.
— Golf.com (@golf_com)
His first competition of 2015 ended almost as soon as it started, while his steady decline continues. At least he finished with his sense of humor intact.
Unfortunately for him, everyone watching did too:
BREAKING: Tiger just made a birdie. And literally, these days that is breaking news
— trey wingo (@wingoz)
Johnny Depp went to Phoenix to watch Tiger shoot an 82 at the Waste Management Open, then they went to a matinee of Mortdecai.
— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons)
Good thing Tiger had his trash round at the Waste Management Open.
— Complex Sports (@Complex_Sports)
The only person who had a worse day in Phoenix than Tiger Woods is Roger Goodell. But at least Tiger can leave town.
— Paul Finebaum (@finebaum)
Elsewhere, Tiger Woods is +11 today and dead last at the Phoenix Open. But at least he has all his teeth in today.
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing)
That moment you shoot a 44 on your first nine and sit in last place at +10:
— Golf.com (@golf_com)
“: Tiger Woods shoots the worst round of his career to miss ”
yep.
— Enda Bolger (@endabolger)
I’d be beyond stunned if Manning chooses not to return. Then again, Tiger Freaking Woods just shot an 82. ? ?
— Vic Lombardi (@VicLombardi)
