1 Choose your fate. Police were called to Hard Times Bar, 6771 E. 80th Ave., Commerce City, because a group of five people were yelling and shoving each other March 20. Police got conflicting stories, so they offered to either cite everyone for disorderly conduct or ban them all for life. They all went home.
2 Party of one. Police went to the 10200 block of Ura Lane, Thornton, multiple times March 21 because the man who lived there was blasting music all night. The suspect wasn’t having a party, just trying to enjoy some music. He was cited.
3 Wrong number. A woman was arrested for harassing her boyfriend’s mother over text messages March 23. Federal Heights police called the suspect and had her come to the station to answer questions. She admitted to sending the messages, but said she thought they were to her boyfriend’s phone. (Not on map.)
4 Parking lot rumble. Five drunken men who were leaving Platinum 84, 8485 Umatilla Street, Federal Heights, got into a chaotic group fight in the parking lot March 22. Police arrived while they were still fighting and and ordered all suspects to the ground. They were all arrested.
5 The hand that feeds. A woman called police on her own cattle dog after it bit her at her home in the 11700 block of Fairplay Street, Commerce City, March 23. She decided to surrender her pet to the Adams County Animal Shelter.
6 Makeover supplies. A woman was cited for attempting to steal make-up, jewelry and clothes from the Walmart at 9901 Grant St., Thornton, on March 21.
