When it comes to search engines, Google just doesn’t cut it on all matters Drake-related. Drake needs his own search engine for all things Drake. Drake
Introducing , the amazing all-Drizzy search engine that we’ve been waiting for.
Obviously, upon learning of Let Me Drake That For You’s existence, the first thing we searched was “Table Manners.”
Four results: Two for the lyrics to “All Me” (in which Drake raps, “Ask you to please excuse my table manners, I was making room for the table dancers”) and one article about the song and the YouTube video.
That’s instant Drake info.
Now, when I search “Table Manners” on Google, I get results for The Emily Post Institute, Wikipedia articles for “Table Manners” and other pointless non-Drake related results.
Other things we learned:
– Drake is 6 feet tall 152 pounds.
– The NBA offered to drop the Toronto Raptors’ fine if they’d fire Drake.
– There’s a website called , which we think might have been an error but still found hilarious.
We also enjoyed the various search-related Drake lyrics while your results loaded:
“I BE YELLING OUT SEARCHES
OVER EVERYTHING, SEARCHES ON MY MIND.”
“SEARCHIN 0 TO 100, TIGGA, REAL QUICK.”
“SHE WAS SITTING DOWN ON THAT BIG BUTT,
BUT I WAS STILL STARING AT THEM SEARCH RESULTSSS.”
It’s definitely worth your time to click the I’m Feelin Drizzy button, which we’ll let you discover for yourself.
Hopefully this opens doors for other celebrity-specific search engines, like “If You Search It There Better Be A Beyonce Result” and “Allow Me To Search Myself My Name is HOV.”
