It turns out that the only thing worse than a private server is a public one. Recently, two ProPublica reporters wrote that after testing the Internet security measures at four Trump properties, they that “any half-decent hacker could break into Mar-a-Lago.”
If President Donald Trump does, in fact, care about safeguarding sensitive national security information as much as he insisted during the 2016 campaign, here are some of the passwords and security questions he and his administration may want to update. After all, this time it was just some ProPublica reporters, but next time it could be Russia or China, OK?
Trump Campaign Headquarters at Trump Tower
Network: The Cyber
Password: LockHer^
Security Question: What is the name of the high school you attended and which loser in your class is going to be most jealous when you’re president?
Hint: His wife is a 4.
The West Wing
Network: Tremendous WiFi Really the Best
Password: n0rdstr0m5uck5!
Security Question: How many daughters do you have?
Hint: One more than you think. (As with ice cream scoops, you deserve a second.)
Mar-a-Lago
Network: Locker Room_Guest
Password: YouCanDoAnythingWhenUrA*
Security Question: Who would you rather: Kellyanne, Megyn Kelly, Kelly Ayotte?
Hint: Megyn Kelly is the youngest.
Moscow Ritz-Carlton
Network: Here’s_Where_IP
Password: P33OTU5
Security Question: How much would you be willing to pay us for helping get you elected president?
Hint: You can answer in USD or rubles.
FBI Surveillance Van 2
Network: FBI Surveillance Van 2
Password: smallhandsb1gsubpeonas
Security Question: Can we just let this go?
Hint: Nope.
The Russian Spyware Left in the Oval Office by Sergei Lavrov
Network Name: OvalOffice_Secure
Password: none
Security Question: Tell us another national secret.
Hint: Remember, we’ve seen your tax returns.
Naval Observatory
Network: I_Do_Not_Dine_With_Women_Who_Aren’t_My Wifi
Password: pr3s1d3nt46
Security Question: How are you not president yet?
Hint: Patience.
Clare Doody is a speechwriter with West Wing Writers in Washington, D.C. Follow her on Twitter: @
To send a letter to the editor about this article, submit or check out our for how to submit by e-mail or mail.
