Aries, March 21 to April 19
Speak and ye shall receive.
Communicating properly is the key to receiving the hot lovin’ you need. Show others a sincere desire to honestly communicate and they’ll flock to you. Be willing to listen carefully, really listen and stop trying to sneak a peek at their you know what. Look into their eyes, higher, higher, – I said their eyes – when conversing.
Open and honest conversation could lead to playtime. The best part about getting to know him or her and really listening will be that you won’t be surprised by the reptile taxidermy collection in the bedroom.
Tuesday, through Friday will be the best times to pay close attention.
Taurus, April 20 to May 20
Looking for love? Stay on track.
You may have to take a trip, be it long or short, in order to find the romance you seek. It’s more than likely that you’ll meet a special someone on a journey. Take a daytrip to one of the outlying areas of the Denver Metro area, or if you live somewhere else, come to the city. This is a great time to find what you’re looking for.
To make the best of things, don’t rule out a basic physical relationship. Although this may seem to be cheap, and it’s only cheap in certain parts of the city, it’s really the best way to maximize your love energy. If light connections aren’t your style, make the play verbal and keep it fun. Meet people and you’ll see how to use the energy to your best advantage.
Monday, Tuesday and the weekend will be the best times to seek romance.
Gemini, May 21 to June 20
I see a shadowy figure from your past. (Cue eerie music, and cut.)
If you’ve toyed with the idea of reviving an old relationship, this is the time to do so. I hesitate to offer this advice as it could lead to headaches for some of you.
If you’ve been involved with someone who’s weird, psychotic, a sociopath, toxic for you in any way, shape or form but you just can’t wash him or her out of your proverbial hair, beware. Getting back with a problematic and addictive connection isn’t what I have in mind. There, I’ve warned you and feel oh so much better.
On the other hand, if you’ve had connections that were fine but just seemed to fade away, send an email or two and see what happens. Be upbeat and don’t expect it to last forever, although it may.
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday will be good times to rummage through the attic of love.
Cancer, June 21 to July 22
Holy mackerel! Love’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
You’ve got all the luck you need when it comes to romance. Use it.
This is one of those rare opportunities to have an immense amount of fun without having to deal with the icky melodramatic morass that can go along with it. If you’re the one who usually wallows in drama, let it go.
You’ll do best by being as available as possible for dating and socializing. You can’t go wrong by getting out to one our many hotspots in the area. Be alert for one person to light the fuse to your romantic powder keg. Whether or not you allow it to explode is up to you. I certainly know which way I’d lean. (I do a lot more leaning these days than I used to.)
Internet romances could be bring real fun but as always, be aware and careful.
Wednesday through the weekend will be the best times to take advantage of good fortune.
Leo, July 23 to August 22
Who’s that knocking at your door? Look through the peephole.
If it’s Old Man Heartache, don’t let him in. You may feel as though you’re in control but beware. The real issue is one of being taken advantage of and your being willing to be duped. I know, you can’t imagine such a thing but the energy of the week has an edge of neediness to it and it could be a setup. If you want to circumvent this probability, stay awake.
Watch for the telltale signs of manipulation. You’ll feel it if you pay attention. Should you suddenly find yourself guffawing at jokes that aren’t remotely funny or going out for steak when you’re a Vegan, you’ll know you’ve become too malleable. It probably won’t be that obvious, so look for any sign that you aren’t being yourself.
There’s a chance that the person involved will be some sort of set up date. Be doubly careful if this is the case.
Cautious love can be pursued Monday, Wednesday and Tuesday.
Virgo, August 23 to September 22
Look for meaning or let it go.
It’s time to have a deeper, more substantial relationship. You’re probably looking for friendship, romance, intellect, and a great physical connection. To top it off, it would be nice if this happened with someone who’s actually available, not married or isn’t weirder than a Rainbow Family talent show.
If you stay true to yourself, you could find someone who fits the above prerequisites. This is the time to be sure of what you want and to try to stay true to yourself, regardless of the difficulty factor involved in sticking with it.
Complicating the week will be the fact that many possible wrong people will be presented for your approval. Don’t say yes when you know you should say no.
Wednesday through the weekend will work well for the quest for reality.
Libra, September 23 to October 22
If you scoop it correctly, you’ll be seen as a delightful sundae.
As with any sundae, nuts are common. You’ll be in demand but you could draw the wrong types of people this week. Some of them may approach you only to gobble down free samples. Others will savor the experience slowly, while there are those who’re only interested in licking the spoon. (Hmm, that might not be so bad.)
You need a connoisseur of the genre, someone who can see who you are and not just hunger for a quick taste of the goods. There’s a good chance that such a gourmet will come into your life this week, but you’ll need to be discerning in order to know who’s who.
Don’t hesitate to dress your best and strut your stuff. After all, you do want to look delicious, don’t you?
Tuesday through the weekend will be the best times to be on the menu.
Scorpio, October 23 to November 21
Beware of mind games.
You’re being toyed with and may not even know it. Although you may relish such head warping activities, don’t give into it this week. Your affections are being twisted into a balloon animal and you need to be conscious of how you’re being stretched. Without a doubt, the person or persons involved are having fun at your expense.
If you’re having fun too, it can lead you to the illusion that you can handle it. I’m here to tell you otherwise. The only outcome will be annoyance at best and heartache at second best. It’s also possible that you’ve played a few games yourself and feel immune to your own venom. Wrong!
Deal with this by being real and not accepting anything less than complete honesty from those you meet romantically. If you want to keep them on the hook for another time, go ahead. Just don’t make it a real connection this week.
Friday through the weekend will be best for clear-headed romance.
Sagittarius, November 22 to December 21
Keep it clean.
This sanitary advice should be taken to heart on every level when it comes to dealing with love prospects. Don’t allow your language to degenerate into what was known as “nasty talk,” when I was but a lad but now is as common as flies at Coors Field. I know, I myself have been known to delight in manipulating the finer points of common vulgarisms of speech, but this isn’t the week to do it. Just trust me.
Physical cleanliness is a must as well. If I have to go into the details of why this is an issue, well then you’re not optimistic enough. Be presentable because you’ll never know when you’re going to meet a person who wants to frolic.
There’s one more place to keep it clean and that’s in the realm of intent. Don’t be cagey when it comes to love and romance. If it isn’t up front, don’t do it.
The whole week looks good for good, clean fun.
Capricorn, December 22 to January 19
Don’t be surprised by anything when it comes to romance.
This is one of those weeks where the predictability factor takes a weird, midair twist. The energy is one of the great unknown and the benefits that can come from it. Obviously, if I tell you too much, this may be ruined. That being the case, let’s discuss the rain we’ve been getting lately, shall we?
Kidding. You’ve got a fascinating week ahead and it can bring you more than one new relationship. Each one has the potential to be a keeper but only one of these should be held up by the gills and photographed. Don’t try to discern which one yet, as time will reveal the best catch. The point is not to seek permanence. In fact, the more you try to hold on to someone, the slippier the relationship will be.
The best idea is to experience all people without any sense of prejudice. You may find that a friend is much more and you may find that a lover is much less.
Thursday, Saturday and Sunday will be the best times to explore the unknown.
Aquarius, January 20 to February 18
Easy peasy.
Love can be as simple as smiling or whistling. (Don’t try both at once unless you’re a professional.) The key to finding romance and enhancing every emotional aspect of your life is to relax and enjoy the people around you. Even if you don’t have the ability to get away from the mundane, you’ll be able to see the fun and humor in familiar settings.
It really doesn’t matter if anyone else understands your easygoing manner, does it? What does matter is that you’ll be drawing someone to you who wants what you have. This is one of the best times you’ve had in a while to bring in someone new so don’t waste this opportunity.
Go out and enjoy social settings. By staying relaxed, you’ll find yourself in demand. Take things from there.
The whole week’s good for simple pleasures.
Pisces, February 19 to March 20
Reach for the brass ring!
This is a great week for love and romance. You’ll find that if you apply yourself, you can have a remarkable time with affairs of the heart. Applying yourself is as simple as being involved and allowing romance to catch your fancy.
Being romantic will bring out the best in you and in those around you. If you’re in a relationship, pull out the stops and let cartoon hearts thump and pop around your head. Recite a bit of Poe, or another romantic poet, and sweep or be swept off to the boudoir on a breeze of roses and stirred passions. (Not shaken.)
Egad. I can feel my blood sugar rising as I write this. Nevertheless, this is exactly the attitude to take if you want love, lust and romance in your week. The more you believe in yourself the better the effects will be.
Should you find yourself with a love prospect, stay away from scary forms of romantic discussion, such as marriage, 401k’s and picking out puppy names together. You’ll terrify them. Keep it fun and light.
The whole week is a carriage waiting to take you to the ball.
