Getting your player ready...
Unemployment is rampant, the bear is eating Wall Street’s lunch and half the houses on your block are for sale. What to do? What else? Hand millions in bonuses to the suits at AIG, courtesy of the American taxpayers. Here are five things we ought to make those yahoos do before pocketing the cash:
5. Buy Clippers season tickets.
4. Inherit Don Cherry’s sportscoats, the ones Matthew Lesko wouldn’t be caught dead wearing.
3. Get a facelift from Jerry Jones’ plastic surgeon, hold the anesthetics.
2. Distribute thousands of those $2,500-a-game Yankees tickets to the homeless in the Bronx.
1. Meet disgraced NBA ref Tim Donaghy’s roommate, Bubba.
