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Hey, Rihanna. What’s going on? Are things okay? We watched the “B**** Better Have My Money” video, and it really seems like you’re in a dark place.
You kidnap a woman? You stuff her in a trunk. You have some “Weekend At Bernie’s”-type parties with the kidnapped woman. You torture her. You dodge the cops, you intimidate people, and then you end up dismembering some guy “American Psycho”-style.
Please, be honest, are things okay?
Just watch the video again. , but we’re not super comfortable posting it.
Be well, Rihanna. Remember, we’re here for you, and we’re happy to talk.
