The first time I typed in the twitter handle of I had to look up the number of z’s… not the best way for a new twitter account to get discovered. It’s clear: These people don’t give a .
Since its first tweet five weeks ago (Feb. 13, “Hologram Kurt Cobain is doing a private concert behind Mellow Mushroom pizza! RSVP by getting a permanent tattoo of the Google+ logo! #SXSW”) SXSW Partyzzzzz has lit up the usual melange of party-here and party-there. The account tweets about ridiculous parties that never will happen no matter how hard we wish (Also from Feb. 13: ““). At first anonymous, .
Here’s my SXSWpartyzzzzz favorites:
Lionel Ritchie is having a tech meetup at Waffle House! RSVP by dumping a bottle of Diet Coke all over the produce at a grocery store!
— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz)
RT to RSVP to watch Jack White play the B-side of Blunderbuss while riding a unicycle through traffic on I-35! He’ll do a flip if you honk!
— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz)
Pepsi and those shoes with toes are throwing a fondue party hosted by James Franco and Sonya Sotomayor! RSVP by shooting at a QR code
— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz)
The Lumineers are going to play their full catalogue using Warby Parker glasses!! RSVP by smugly saying you only like Godard’s earlier work!
— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz)
RT to attend a Lena Dunham lecture she will deliver to herself in front of a mirror in American Apparel titled “How to Be the Best!”
— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz)
Morgan Freeman will narrate as a visibly drunk Daniel Day-Lewis shoots at pigeons with a crossbow on 7th street! Sponsored by LinkedIn
— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz)
An unkempt Steve Buscemi will be shirtless while pickling onions on the roof of 21st Street Co-op! RSVP by being spiritual, not religious!
— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz)
TONIGHT: The world premiere of Kanye’s 3-hour time lapse film about a decaying lion’s carcass. The lion is us!
— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz)
Quentin Tarantino and Lil Kim are holding a drum circle consisting only of iPhone noises!!! RSVP by starting a Tumblr about brunch!
— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz)
BREAKING: To RSVP for the J. Timberlake concert, put your hair in cornrows for 2 years and then completely rebuild your awful image!
— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz)
FYI: At registration, John Legend will serenade each diamond badge holder individually for 15 seconds while feeding them a strawberry!
— SXSW Partyzzzzz (@SXSWPartyzzzzz)
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