Aries, March 21 to April 19
Keep love at a distance, if you keep it at all.
Although you may be pining for some hot romance, this isn’t the week to be in heat. There are too many variables that could have you feeling lousy pretty fast. The more you want it, the more dangerous it’ll be.
If you meet someone who boils your water, keep him or her at a polite distance. You can find them later if they’re the real thing and willing to wait. If they aren’t willing to wait, why are you wasting time with them anyway?
Be social; consort with friends but stay away from new romance.
If you decide to ignore me, and many of you will, play on Thursday or Saturday.
Taurus, April 20 to May 20
Grind those Taurean horns down and get ready to play.
You don’t need to be overly guarded when it comes to your heart. There’s springtime energy in you and you’ll be in your element as you frolic in verdant fields of daisies.
As long as you keep it light and fun without trying to look for the right connection you’ll do fine. This would be a great week to let someone set you up on a date with their third cousin on their mother’s side. It could work out.
Beware of work romances. They could be fun but risky.
The whole week is good for playtime.
Gemini, May 21 to June 20
Kissing in the copy room? This week, the toner flows.
Love in the workplace is possible and probable all week long. You could find yourself suddenly smitten with the person across the room who, stung by a staple, provocatively puts their finger to their pouting lips to suck out the venomous sting of cold steel.
If they look back, eyes almost hidden by long lashes lightly moistened by a tear or two, a connection could be made. Be careful not to misread the signs though, or you could end up visiting the HR department before the end of the day.
Look for love in the real world, whatever that means to you, but don’t make something out of nothing. You’ll know it when you see it.
Monday through Friday are the best days to find love among the shredders.
Cancer, June 21 to July 22
Look for that bubbling pot of gold at the end of your rainbow of love.
I suppose molten gold might be a bit hot-but hey, that’s what you’ve got ahead of you. Hot, golden opportunities to find love and romance.
You’ll need to find a rainbow and follow it to its source. This means staying with someone until you know for sure whether or not they’ll meet up to your standards.
Yes, you’re allowed to have standards. In fact, if you don’t have standards you’ll find the results to be less than golden and perhaps bordering on the tinny side. Be picky without being critical.
Once you’ve spotted the right one, make your move.
Tuesday, Friday and the weekend are the best days for chasing rainbows.
Leo, July 23 to August 22
Speak up and get what you want.
All you have to do is say what’s on your mind and you’ll stand a good chance of having it happen. This means being bold and courageous in the face of possible humiliation and embarrassment. Really now, are you going to let me get away with that?
If you did, let go of self-conscious thoughts and take advantage of the types of energies that seek to help you find love. Speaking your truth will let those who matter know what’s on your mind. You could be surprised to find that their mind is in the same state as yours.
What have you got to lose other than your self respect and reputation? I’m kidding! Just be open, honest and thoughtful of what you say and doors, bedroom included, could open.
Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday will be the best time to speak from the heart.
Virgo, August 23 to September 22
You’ll be the Magnet ‘O Love so get ready to be attractive.
If you put your energies into romance, you’ll have more prospects than you can shake a stick at. For some of you whippersnappers, that’s a lot of shaking. The time’s come to make a point of finding a relationship that makes sense and is sensual.
If you’re with someone who doesn’t seem to fit the bill, make an effort to rekindle the passions of the heart. You may find that they’re more than willing but that they’ve been waiting for you to make your move.
If you aren’t connected, this is the week that could have you licking the heels of romance (for some of you, a fun activity).
One rule must be followed. No over-thinking allowed. Let yourself fall in love and leave micromanaging for another time.
The whole week’s yours to play with and enjoy.
Have fun. Really, I mean it
Libra, September 23 to October 22
Romance can be such a pain in the heart.
Alas. This isn’t such a good week for playtime. Although you might end up with a person, and perhaps more than one, who may be fun to trifle with, they’ll just end up breaking your heart.
The possibility of falling between the sheets is high and there’s no way to tell whether the person involved will be honorable or not. They could be the type who tells all their friends, and not in a good way, or they could be the type that’s harder to get rid of than a migraine on a roller coaster.
If you’re already in a relationship, stay with it for now. You won’t find what you’re looking for outside of your usual world, at least not this week.
If you have no intention of listening to me, be cautious and don’t play on any days but Friday or Saturday.
Scorpio, October 23 to November 21
Are you ready for your mystery date?
This is the perfect week to allow yourself to be set up on an excursion into the unknown. I’m sure you have at least one person who’s been after you to let them hook you up with a cousin, second cousin or the third cousin of a friend who’s distantly related to the Duke of Earl.
Let them. You’ll be surprised at what can come of it. Granted, you may not be smitten to the point of looking for a caterer, but you should find yourself having some fun. It’s also possible that all you have to do is move some romantic energy to change your paradigm of love.
Consider a dating service or an online site as well to put you on track. The key is to not shun the unknown. Get out there.
Monday, Thursday, Friday and the weekend are great days to enjoy the mysteries of love.
Sagittarius, November 22 to December 21
A new love affair might be in your future.
My use of the word affair doesn’t have to mean an illicit rendezvous in a part of town far from your usual neighborhood with your car parked in the back behind a dumpster with mud carefully splotched on your license plates and a wad of gum put over your VIN number and you can’t help but look at everyone who walks in the door, does it? Then again it might.
If you aren’t the one connected in an interpersonal relationship, you may be getting involved with someone who is. It’s also possible that they won’t let you in on their little secret; so unless you have no problem with the whole mess, ask some questions. Don’t settle for evasive or delicate answers. If it feels funny, and not in a good way, get out.
If you happen to be the one considering the tryst and are connected already, think twice.
The good news is that you may meet someone fun and available as the week comes to a close. From Friday on, you’ll be in a better situation for uncomplicated love.
Capricorn, December 22 to January 19
To make out, you’ll need to get out.
Staying inside and not being a member of society won’t make for a love fest. You also need to be as uplifting and fun as you can be. This may mean putting on a happy face, preferably one that isn’t made of latex.
The more social you can be without being a lout, the better off you’ll be. Hit a spot or two where the fun’s as free flowing as political hyperbole in an election year. You’ll meet interesting and unusual types if you venture out of your local environment. Travel and you’ll be seen.
The best days for heading out will be Tuesday, Thursday and the weekend.
Aquarius, January 20 to February 18
Be careful that you don’t break the bank.
You could find yourself feeling vulnerable and a wee bit on the desperate side. This emotional abyss could lead you to making some fiscal errors, the types of which could have you reeling.
No shopping therapy allowed. Stay away from sex phone lines, especially the by the minute types. (Not me!) Whatever you do, don’t be too quick to hand over your hard earned bucks on an easy meet your future spouse scheme.
Let me complicate the whole ordeal, if I may. If you meet someone, or go out on a date, if you appear to be cheap, you’ll scare them off. You’ll need to walk a fine line between sensible impressing and out and out frivolous spending. Of course, the relativity of the finances is up to you.
The safest days to pinch pennies on love will be Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday.
Pisces, February 19 to March 20
Love, love, and a bit more love.
You’ll have an amazing ability to attract, generate, work with and enjoy the finer points of love all week long. This is a great time to put yourself into a new relationship and to enjoy all the fun you can.
If you’ve been contemplating a new physical relationship, get it out of your head and get to it for real. This is a wonderful opportunity to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh, and I’m not referring to diet here. (At least not overtly) A purely physical relationship that arises could have a lot more behind it. Don’t try to drop anchor yet or you’ll jinx it.
If you do decide to play, as usual, do so safely or not at all.
Be on the alert for a stunning smile to upset your apple cart early in the week. Picking up that tumbled fruit will be loads of fun.
The whole week will be great for love and romance.
